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Friday, February 01, 2008

Japan New Jersey

Here are a few Keycam photos from a day's trip to the Japanese market in Edgewater, NJ, a while back. Yes, some people use their little cameras to take clandestine upskirt pictures of girls' panties. I use it to take clandestine pictures of shrimp shumai.


Pikachu invites you taste his custard filled cakes. Or, if you prefer, red bean. As long as it's all inside a tasty waffle emblazoned with a monkey or a dog or a warthog, it's good.


Wall of shining plastic food that looks good enough to eat. In Japan, these are indispensible ordering aides for the Japanese language impaired. Here, they're just sort of showing off. An entire neighborhood in Tokyo is dedicated to the manufacturing and selling of replica food.


I guess there's nothing particularly gross about squid legs, especially considering my favorite Japanese fast food restaurant has a menu that trumpets turkey testicles and bull penis. What I want to know is, what do they do with all the turkey penis and bull testicles?


Happy screaming beans demand you eat their brand of dried peas.


If you're not hungry, perhaps they can interest you in this wall of Godzillas, Ultramen, and Booskas.


Or a wall of Totoros, because no Japanese store is complete without a Totoro display. Except, I guess, a porno store, but maybe even there.


I have nothing to say. Giant Japanese robots speak for themselves.


Crab shumai I can dig, but sweet corn shumai? Can you get that on a stick at the county fair?


The closest I came to using my tiny camera the way most guys use it. Some things never change regardless of culture, and scantily clad beer models will one day bring us all together.


And of course, no trip to the Japanese market is complete without some Pocari Sweat, the drink that has actually turned its slightly disturbing name into a marketing advantage. Every gaijin has to try some. Next to it, however, is the less fortunate Calpico, which became Calpico after the previous name of "Calpis" didn't catch on.


Nothing says chocolate covered mushrooms quite like monkeys. Actually, I have no idea what he's gathering. Acorns, I guess.


My favorite item of the day was this candy emblazoned with uplifting motivational slogans like "Go for it! Take a chance!" and a buff gorilla telling a frightened looking girl raccoon to "Do me a favor."

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Las Ramblas/Slaughtered Lamb

I have not, traditionally, gone out and done very much on St. Patrick's Day. For a while, this was because I stopped drinking (oh, so many days wasted on sobriety). And for a while, this was because I was going through a cranky phase and didn't want to combat drunken masses crammed shoulder-to-shoulder in a New York pub. These are no longer concerns for me. As for temperance, I have returned to my Scotch-Irish roots. And as for drunken crowds crammed into pubs, I have discovered that I actually enjoy the convivial revelry of such a gathering.

So in the year 2007, I decided it was time to go out and have fun on St. Patty's Day, even if my Irish ancestors were Protestants. England shipped my Scottish ancestors to the Americas as slaves, and I still rooted for them during the World Cup, so I'm over things, even if others are still fighting over Cromwell.

But somehow, I ended up celebrating the first half of St. Patty's sitting in tapas bar Las Ramblas (http://www.lasramblasnyc.com/). Nothing says Ireland quite like tapas and white berry pomegranate sangria.

But what could I do? About a week ago, I woke and realized that all I wanted to do for the foreseeable future was eat Spanish or American Southern food , and it seemed like a good time to start. I picked Las Ramblas at random out of the Time Out Dining Guide, rounded up a couple friends, and braved the ice-encased outside world to dig into some ham and cheese croquettes. Of course, the beauty of tapas is that when you are faced with one of those dining experiences where there are a multitude of things on the menu that look tempting, you don't have to chose. You can just order them all. So our group ordered Gambas San Martin (shrimp in garlic, white wine, and lemon), Setas al Jerez con Almendras (sauteed mushrooms with almonds in sherry wine), Albondigas (roasted meatballs with garlic, manchego cheese, and oregano dressing), Bocadillos Crujientes (crispy little sandwiches with York ham, mahon cheese, and piquillo peppers), and of course Croquetas de Jamon. Just in case that wasn't already too many plates to fit on our tiny tables, we threw in the Mejillones al Jerez (Prince Edward Mussels in tomato sherry wine sauce) and the Plato de Charcuteria, which consisted of 18-month "black label" Serrano, cantimpalo, grilled chorizo, chistorra, and morcilla sausages.

Needing something to wash all that down with, I ordered a glass of 2004 Senorio de Sarria No. 5 from Navarra, but quickly switched to the white berry pomegranate sangria. It's not that the wine was bad -- it's just that the sangria was that good.

The food ranged, using my professional food critic's criteria and scale, from "this is pretty damn good" to "holy cow, this is good!" I have no taste for mussels, so I won't comment on them, but the rest of the food was fabulous, and tine, brick-walled Las Ramblas quickly became one of my favorite tapas bars in the whole of New York. I'm afraid my vocabulary for reviewing food does not contain anything in the way of sophistication, so all I can do is reiterate the most base and obvious reactions. The Gambas San Martin and Croquetas de Jamon came out first. I have no idea why I have such an obsession with ham and cheese croquettes, but I do, and I'm at peace with it. A simple, standard dish that always makes me happy. These were some of the best I've had since delighting myself at some Spanish restaurant we wandered into more or less at random in London, based primarily on the criteria that it had a big ol' pig leg sitting in the front window. The shrimp was tasty but not to-die-for. What was to die for, however, were the roasted meatballs. I rarely eat meatballs since, as much as I love the meat, that's just too much meat in ball form. For Las Ramblas' Albondigas, however, I was happy to make an exception. Multiple times.

Mushrooms as a course are not something that delighted everyone with us, but I thought the Setas al Jerez con Almendras were exceptional. The Charcuteria platter was a delirious tour of cured and encased meats, and represents the first time I've braved anything described to me by a waiter as being "a blood sausage." It was...interesting. Not bad, but not something I'm going to be bragging to the telephone switchboard operator about. The rest of the selections were delectable, though.

The champ of the whole meal was the sangria. In honor of St. Patty's day, we decided it was only good and proper to drink multiple glasses of the stuff. And then pitchers. Regretfully, we didn't try the other sangria varieties (they also boast a sparkling strawberry and a red pear/white peach sangria) since the white berry pomegranate was too good to stray from.

Las Ramblas isn't a big place. Nestle don West 4th Street across from a row of sex toy and lingerie shops, it's easy to miss the humble brick exterior and Las Ramblas street sign. And a group of more than four would be hard pressed to squeeze into the diminutive interior, but for small groups, or for couples, it's a cozy, inviting space to indulge in some delicious tapas, fine Spanish wines, and world-class sangria.

Afterward, of course, we stumbled on the ice across the corner to over crowded Slaughtered Lamb, which we chose purely because it was next door. As part of the Jeckly and Hyde family, it's decorated with skeletons and werewolves and other such horrific iconography to make me happy. We sat at a table next to a skeleton in shackles and took in the more traditional St. Patty's Day fare of pitchers of Guinness, rousing sing-alongs to both "Danny Boy" and "Hungry Like a Wolf," and drunken, half-naked men in kilts playing bagpipes (OK, so it's Scottish, not Irish, but I'm both and that doesn't bother me. Plus, any time they bust out "Scotland the Brave"...). Well, three of them were in kilts. One was in a pleated Catholic schoolgirl's skirt.

Why have I not been doing this every year?

Las Ramblas: http://www.lasramblasnyc.com/
170 W. 4th Street, between Jones and Cornelia (a block down from 6th Ave)
646.415.7924
Open 4pm-midnight Sun-Thurs, 4pm-1am Friday & Saturday

The Slaughtered Lamb Pub: http://www.slaughteredlambpub.com/slaughteredlambpub/home.html
182 W. 4th Street (right across the corner from Las Ramblas)

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