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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Bulldog Drummond

Bulldog Drummond's Revenge
"On my record darling, you're justified in expecting battle, murder and sudden death." -- Bulldog Drummond

A while back, I watched a slew of old Bulldog Drummond films courtesy of one of those 50-films for $20 cheapo collections. 1937's Bulldog Drummond's Revenge kicks off the collection in grand fashion. I'm familiar with the character, but have only seen him in action in the much later and very different Deadlier than the Male, which is an exceptional film and very much worth watching. It's a lot more colorful, of course, seeing as it's in color, and more in line with the swingin' 60s spies like Flint and Bond whereas the 1930s version of the dogged investigator is much more in line with the traditional image of a private eye the likes of a Thin Man or the Falcon -- those snappy, chipper, fast-talking gents who, in sharp contrast to the grim heroes of the noir era, always seem to be having a whale of a time solving whatever mystery has fallen into their lap.


The so-called noir film revolution was just beginning to peek out from behind the curtain, and while Bulldog Drummond may dip a toe into the hard-nosed world from time to time, it has more in common with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the early espionage and suspense thrillers of Alfred Hitchcock than with Raymond Chandler or Out of the Past. The dialog is snappy, the wit is sharp, and there's a fair bit of smart humor sprinkled liberally throughout this tale that finds Drummond's upcoming wedding complicated by the heist of a powerful new explosive that he must recover before it falls into the hands of people who would use it to do things like blow London to bits.

I'm not sure exactly where this film falls chronologically in the series of Bulldog Drummond features that were produced during the 1930s, but it doesn't take long to get acquainted with the principle players. Actor John Howard is superb as Drummond, and his performance is further buoyed by a stellar supporting cast (including the elder John Barrymore as beleaguered and oft-exasperated colonel) that never misses a beat of the script's expert pace. If there is a fault with the film, it's that the villains are a bit forgettable, but with everything else so memorable, Bulldog Drummond's Revenge serves as an excellent introduction to the series (though I'm not really remembering any point at which he needed, wanted, or got any revenge) and the characters, even if it's not the first in the series. Bravo, old chap!

Bulldog Drummond Escapes
Bulldog Drummond's Revenge gave us a snappy, high enjoyable mystery movie in which the titular character never really seeks out any revenge. We follow up that movie with Bulldog Drummond Escapes, a movie in which Bulldog Drummond does escape something at one point, though it's hardly so important an escape that it warrants naming the movie after the act.

This time around, ace busybody and amateur sleuth Bulldog Drummond is played by none other than Ray Milland, looking fit and handsome and for more respectable than he did in The Thing with Two Heads and The Premature Burial. If you watched either of those films and wondered why anyone thought Milland was dashing or talented, then Bulldog Drummond Escapes might clue you in a little better. He's top notch here in this great little movie.

Bulldog Drummond Escapes finds Drummond back in England to witness the birth of his best friend, Algy's (Reginald Denny -- who would reprise this role in seven other Bulldog Drummond films throughout the 1930s), child. Drummond's presence comes much to the exasperation of Colonel Nielson (Guy Standing, who died shortly after this film's completion in 1937), since Drummond seems to spontaneously generate mysteries and mayhem. Sure enough, despite Nielson's pleading with Drummond to get lost, Drummond soon stumbles upon a mystery involving an heiress imprisoned in her own home by a gang of unscrupulous relatives and hangers-on who plan to steal her fortune. The young woman is no other than Phyllis Claverling, who will become Drummond's put-upon fiance in future films as they develop the running joke that she and Bulldog are on their way to be married when they are diverted by some new mystery that must be solved. Actress Heather Angel plays Phyllis in this entry into the series, as well as most of the future entries, though Louise Campbell played her in Bulldog Drummond's Revenge.

As with the previous film (at least in the order I watched them), the script is fleet-footed and consistently witty. There's no real mystery presented to the viewer -- we know who the villains are and what they want -- but that doesn't detract from the fun of watching Drummond, Algy, and Drummond's trusted butler Tenny (E.E. Clive) run about getting knee-deep in mysterious hijinks. Milland's performance is enthusiastic and engaging, and a fella like me can't help but empathize with Drummond's enthusiasm at getting caught up in such a case. There's a great scene where Milland basically goes giddy as a schoolgirl as he points out the drooping trees, the foggy night, and just how perfect it all is for sleuthing.

His gung-ho performance is buttressed expertly by a cast of experienced character actors who know exactly what to do and when to do it. E.E. Clive is possibly the best wise, adventuring butler ever put on screen -- and yes, weirdly enough, there are a lot of wise, adventuring butlers (Alfred from the Batman stories would probably be the highest profile these days). Both the action and comedic timing is perfect, and Bulldog Drummond Escapes is simply another immensely enjoyable old-fashioned potboiler with a healthy helping of wit and winking.

Bulldog Drummond in Africa
Bulldog Drummond in Africa takes our intrepid adventurer (John Howard, who plays Drummond in just about all of the Bulldog Drummond films) and thorn in the side of the stuffy Colonel Nielson (played this time by H.B. Warner) to, as you may surmise from the title, Africa. Morocco, in particular. We first meet Drummond at home in England where and his butler, for some strange reason, have no pants on and pass the day playing the bagpipes and doing a wee bit o' Highland dancing. Turns out this was a plot devised by Drummond's beloved fiance (once again played by Heather Angel) to ensure that he can't go out and get involved in some new mysterious adventure that further delays their impending wedding. Naturally, even without their pants, Drummond and Tenny (who is played once again with impeccable hilarity by E.E. Clive) manage to get caught up in dastardly shenanigans when they discover a treacherous spy from the colonel's past has returned and kidnapped Nielson in hopes of dragging some information regarding a new super weapon out of the old man. It's up to Drummond, Tenny, Phyllis, and Algy to fly to Morocco and rescue the colonel.

Bulldog Drummond in Africa is a small step down from the previous films I watched, but just by a little. It's still a wonderfully breezy, frequently funny, and occasionally thrilling mystery adventure. Howard was tailor made for the role of Bulldog Drummond, and as much as I enjoyed Ray Milland's turn in the role in Bulldog Drummond Escapes, Howard just owns the character the same was Basil Rathebone owned Sherlock Holmes. Once again, the entire cast is in top form, bouncing witting banter off one another with breakneck speed. I don't know if the entire Bulldog Drummond series maintains this high a standard, but after three delightful films, I'm still excited to find out.

Bulldog Drummond's Secret Police
Bulldog Drummond's Secret Police finds ace busybody and freelance adventurer Captain Hugh "Bulldog" Drummond and his beloved Phyllis sequestered away in Drummond's home on the eve of their wedding. This would be about the ten thousandth attempt they've made at a getting married, only to have each wedding spoiled by some crazy mystery or adventure that sends them off solving a murder, combating spies, or some other activity far more fun than getting married. But Phyllis is determined to see that nothing gets in the way of this wedding.

Unfortunately, if Drummond doesn't go looking for a mystery, one is sure to come looking for him. And sure enough, it arrives in the form of a bumbling professor who happens to have knowledge of a secret treasure hidden in the catacombs of Drummond's very own home. When a murderous assistant shows up to off the prof and claim the booty as his own, Drummond and the usual crew of Phyllis, stolid Scotland Yard inspector Nielson, goofball best friend Algy, and well-armed war veteran butler Tenny find themselves hunting for the killer and the treasure when they were supposed to be memorizing vows and preparing the soup for the wedding.

Bulldog Drummond films are perfect Saturday afternoon/late night fare. They movie quickly (most of them, including this one, clock in at barely an hour), boast scripts that are jammed with witty dialog and exchanges, and sustain themselves with a steady diet of shenanigans and intrigue. Even the comedy is usually pretty funny, which is a rare thing for comedy to be. Like many long-running film series, they can tend to get repetitive, relying on cookie cutter plots that are tweaked just slightly enough to pass for a new movie, but this really doesn't bug me since the end results are always so much fun. Bulldog Drummond's Secret Police is another winner, and the do-or-die treasure hunt beneath Drummond's estate is a swell setting for lots of adventure, booby traps, and guys falling into underground rivers. The cast is familiar with their roles by this point, and they perform admirably. As Drummond, John Howard positively bursts with enthusiasm. Drummond is a man who absolutely thrills like a child at the scent of an adventure, and Howard conveys that perfectly. Here's hoping he and Phyllis never get married.

Bulldog Drummond Comes Back
The action continues with Bulldog Drummond Comes Back, though this is a film that falls much earlier in the chronology of the series (as Drummond has proposed to the first time to Phyllis, I assume it immediately follows Bulldog Drummond Escapes). When a nemesis from the past shows up and kidnaps Phyllis, Drummond, Algy, and Tenny find themselves on a wild goose chase around town, following one seemingly pointless clue after another, with Inspector Nielson close behind in a variety of silly disguises. The simple plot allows for the film to sort of meander around as Drummond and his friends go back and forth listening to photograph records and deciphering riddles, but once again, it's a lot of fun and, as the film is only an hour long, the cat and mouse game hardly wears out its welcome before Drummond finds himself in a house of traps, struggling to save his beloved from certain doom.

Once again, the cast is superb, but this film really belongs to the venerable John Barrymore (yes, of THAT Barrymore family) as Colonel Nielson. Forbidden by Drummond's nemesis to get involved, Nielson decides to fall back on his old theater days in order to meddle without being detected, assuming the secret identity of a drunken hobo and a corncob pipe puffing salty old fisherman. And as always, Algy falls down and Tenny gets hit on the head.

So far so good. I can't imagine going wrong with Bulldog Drummond. Even the relatively middling films in the series are a great deal of fun.

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Saturday, October 13, 2007

The Shanghai Gesture

If you ever want to see a scene that perfectly captures a heady air of decadence and mania without going all over the top and Caligula on you, look no further than the scene in Josef von Sternberg's The Shanghai Gesture that introduces us to the opulent gambling parlor operated by the enigmatic Mother Gin Sling (Ona Munson). Centered above the main gambling floor, the shot assumes a bird's eye view of the hall and its inhabitants as it spiral downward into the fray, where people drink, gamble, and flirt with an orgiastic glee as the delirious music swells. It's an incredibly effective and a perfect way to sum up this oddball noir drama set in the indulgent underbelly of Shanghai just prior to World War II.


Shanghai at that time was the hub of Asia, a rich seaport that every country wanted to control and where every two-bit con artist, hustler, adventurer, gambler, mercenary, and romantic could go to chase their dreams of fame, fortune, and power. It was Weimar Germany in Asia, complete with a citizenry too bleary-eyed from the decadent lifestyle prevalent in the city to realize that fascism and war was knocking on their door. The city was split up among various foreign powers all vying for increased control of the city. France had their own concession, but the International Settlement was the hub of Shanghai, and it was controlled largely by the British tai pans with input from American and French representatives as well as, as the war progressed and Japan expanded its conquest of China, Japan and Germany. The Chinese inhabitants were largely second-class citizens banned from entry into the city's most popular places, though a number of the country's most powerful and most famous native criminals flourished. The population of Shanghai was truly diverse, comprised of the aforementioned nationalities as well as a massive number of Indian Sikhs, Russians and Eastern European Jews seeking asylum from the Communist Revolution and escalating Nazi persecution, respectively.

Set against this backdrop is the story of The Shanghai Gesture, the archetypal story of a collection of "damned souls" collected together to smoke and betray one another. Sitting in the center of the web is Mother Gin Sling, owner of one of the largest gambling and drinking establishments in the city. Ona Munson is obviously not Chinese, but if you watch old movies dealing with Asian characters, that's nothing out of the ordinary. However, The Shanghai Gesture opts for an almost absurd approach to itself. Everything is larger than life and informed by von Sternberg's penchant for the highly stylized, artistic approach of German expressionism. Thus Ona Munson isn't just a Caucasian actor in fake eyelids. She's an over-the-top near-parody of the commonplace Caucasian actor masquerading as an Asian character. Her costumes are wild, her hair and eye makeup greatly exaggerated. I doubt this was any sort of political or social commentary on whites playing Asians as much as it was simply part of von Sternberg's overall absurdist aesthetic.

Enter into the picture British tycoon Sir Guy Charteris (Walter Huston), who wants to shut Gin Sling's debauched palace down to make room for his own developments and plans for the city. Rounding out the cast of characters caught in the web are Charteris' naive daughter (the always intoxicating Gene Tierney) who becomes corrupted by the pleasures and sins offered at the nightclub, brassy blonde Dixie (Phyllis Brooks) who comes to Shanghai and ends up getting a job at the nightclub, and suave ladies' man and con artist Doctor Omar (Victor Mature -- young and dashing enough to demonstrate why he was, at one time, considered a matinee idol), who seduces both Phyllis and Victoria Charteris -- who goes by the nickname Poppy, as a not-too-subdued allusion to an addiction and to the original story's opium den setting. Sir Guy and Mother Gin Sling try to outmaneuver one another, resulting in a Lunar new Year's feast in which Gin Sling calls together to corrupted souls that form the nucleus of the story (as well as a few random others just to fill out the place settings) and reveals a series of dark secrets that she hopes will keep everything and everyone under her control.

The Shanghai Gesture was originally a play set in an opium den, but when it made the leap to the silver screen, censors balked at the idea of having it set in such an unsavory place. Since gambling was considered a more Hayes Code-friendly vice than opium smoking, they made the switch. Beyond that, I'll confess total ignorance of the contents of the play, and so won't comment on how the movie compares. As a movie, though, it is fabulous. Von Sternberg, who honed his skills at creating decadence in films like The Blue Angel, expertly creates an air of sated over-indulgence in which sin and seduction has become so commonplace that the inhabitants of the city have lost all moral bearing. The sets are grand and spectacular despite this being a relatively low budget production filmed entirely on sound stages. Nothing is realistic, but everything is believable. It has a tremendous sense of style that creates grand scope where there might otherwise be none, and not until In the Mood for Love would a period film set in a not-too-distant Chinese city create such fervor for art and fashion. If you are ever searching for a great theme for a party, look no further than this movie. Ona Munson's Gin Sling wardrobe is outlandish and gorgeous, and Victor Mature looks picture-perfect as the chain-smoking Arab playboy in a smart slim-cut suit and fez. Walter Huston also appears every bit the staunch and condescending British authoritarian, though he manages to invest his character with a sense of dignity and reserve that keeps him from becoming unlikable. This is largely a plot and character driven piece, and the actors have complete command of the characters and dialogue.

Despite the machinations and air of decay, there is also a sweeping sense of romance, though it's hardly the sort of romance that makes the covers of romance novels. The Shanghai Gesture exaggerates the state of Shanghai at the time, but only just, and the whole thing take son a dreamy, almost narcotic appeal. It's hard not to want to lose yourself in the neon-drenched back alleys and glittering nightclubs, even though you know it's ultimately going to destroy you. There are worse ways to go, after all. More than anything else, this movie is about creating a particular atmosphere. You can't take your eyes off the movie. It completely pulls you into this bizarre Sodom and Gomorrah of alcoholics and romantics, crushed souls and vengeful rivals.

The Shanghai Gesture isn't an especially well-known title these days, even with the noir revival that has been brought on by the release of so many old films on DVD. But don't let its obscurity relative to something like The Maltese Falcon fool you. It deserves much more attention than it gets, and it illustrates one of the forgotten traits of a lot of great noir films; the willingness to be experimental and completely weird in a way that makes everything seem absurd yet somehow still utterly believable.

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Thursday, October 11, 2007

Lightning Bolt

Eurospy films are like any other continental knock-off of a popular American or British genre. Some are very good and quite lavish, managing to rise above small budgets to deliver a slick looking little thriller full of beautiful women, sets, and locations. Others are threadbare pieces of junk that will bore you to tears. And some are utterly bizarre and incompetent in the most wonderfully enjoyable of fashions. Lightning Bolt falls closer to the last description.


Just about every Eurospy film that got made during the craze that began right after the death of peplum and right before the rise of spaghetti westerns got made because of the success of the James Bond films, and most of the Eurospy movies aren't shy about wearing their influences on their sleeve. For some, it was by way of casting one of the many European actors who played a villain or a love interest in a Bond film. Thunderball's Adolfo Celli appeared in several Eurospy productions, as did Bond girls like From Russia With Love's Daniela Bianchi. Bernard "M" Lee and Lois "Miss Moneypenny" Maxwell actually both starred as characters very similar to their Bond characters in a Eurospy film starring Sean Connery's younger brother, Neil, who was passed off as 007's brother in a way vague enough to avoid being sued by the producers of the Bond films. For most, however, it was simply a case of repeating the formula and mimicking the ad campaigns.

Lightning Bolt
is particularly obvious about its intentions to compare itself to Thunderball, which came out in the same year, right down to the tag line, "Lightning Bolt -- He Strikes Like a Ball of Thunder!" The main villain, however, is straight out of Goldfinger with a dash of the Matt Helm film The Ambushers, of all things, thrown in. The original Italian title, in fact, works as hard to recall Goldfinger as the American one does to recall Thunderball. Unless you think Operacione Goldman is a coincidence.

The plot -- in which a nefarious arch villain is using laser waves to misguide and blow up moon rockets launched from Cape Canaveral, is actually quite similar to the plot of the Nick Carter novel, Operation Moon Rocket, which was published in 1968. Although it seems unlikely that an obscure Italian spy movie would have been an influence on the Nick Carter novels, it's certainly still a possibility. The Nick Carter stable of authors was varied, after all, and they were drawing ideas from everywhere.

So here we go. NASA is in trouble. Every moon rocket they've tested has exploded into a great, fiery ball, though whether or not it's a thunderball remains debatable. The scientists are convinced that computers and technology behind the rockets are sound, so the only answer must be sabotage. Lt. Harry Sennet (American actor Anthony Eisley) is called in to get to the bottom of things. His cover, naturally, is that of a rich, womanizing playboy looking for good times and big boobs along Florida' coast, which has been visited by just about every 1960s spy from James Bond to Matt Helm. Assisting Sennet on his mission is bombshell captain Patricia Flanagan, another genre stalwart who had appeared in everything from The Awful Dr. Orloff to Superargo and the Faceless Giants. In between gratuitous but welcome scenes of Sennet cruising around the bikini-clad babes lounging about the hotel swimming pool area and frequent grainy stock footage of rockets from NASA, our tale of intrigue is woven, and it leads to a powerful, um, beer brewer (thus the Matt Helm movie similarity). But this is a Eurospy film, and one of the wackier ones at that, so this particular evil brewmeister (who bears more than a passing resemblance to Gert "Goldfinger" Frobe), has a laser he uses to blow up rockets from his -- get this -- space age underwater lair where he keeps his biggest enemies frozen in a state of suspended animation so he can thaw them out from time to time to taunt them and get them up to speed on the success of his mad, evil schemes.

Although the production is cheap and the plot is outlandish, this is actually a pretty fun little adventure. Anthony Eisley looks tough and handsome, and he's probably one of the few spies in any of these movies who begins his mission by trying to buy off the bad guys -- with a check! Imagine Sean Connery asking Robert Shaw how much money he'd need not to kill Bond, then saying, "OK, mind if I write you a check?" They don't even accept checks at the grocery store where I shop! The women surrounding Eisley are ridiculously gorgeous, which is one of the things even the cheapest of Eurospy films could get right. The set designs are actually pretty impressive considering the budget and have a swanky 1960s pop art feel to them. There's plenty of fist fights, lots of clumsy sexual innuendo, shoot outs, sea plane flying, and then the whole finale in the undersea fortress. A-ha! James Bond producers must have paid this movie back by stealing that idea for The Spy Who Loved Me.

A lot of the film's energy undoubtedly comes from director Antonio Margheriti, possibly the most prolific of all Italian action and thriller directors. Margheriti, who was often renamed "Anthony Dawson" when his films were exported to America, directed his fair share of clunkers, but the bulk of his career is filled with perfectly acceptable genre films, and a few genuine classics. Lightning Bolt, like most Eurospy films, is completely ludicrous, but it's not as if anyone involved with the film doesn't seem aware of that. There's a playful sense of fun, almost tongue in cheek, that makes the film a great deal more entertaining than it might otherwise be.

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Friday, October 5, 2007

China Seas

"It's bad enough to have a ship that looks like this and a captain who looks like me without having a chief officer who looks like you." -- Captain Alan Gaskell

When the winds roar and the rain whips at the streaked windows of my abode on tumultuous Saturday nights, plunging the world into an inhospitable maelstrom of rumbling thunder and fury that sinks all aspirations of going out for a gay night on the town, there are few things that make me feel warmer and more comfortable than pouring myself a tumbler of bourbon and curling up with an old black and white movie full or romance, adventure, dashing leads, and bombshell femmes. And on nights such as those, the 1935 high seas adventure romance China Seas delivers an abundance of everything I hope for in such a film, along with more uses of the words "Toots" per minute than any film previously or since made.


Inhabiting the skin of hard-drinking steamer captain Alan Gaskell, Clarke Gable is picture perfect as he struggles to pilot his ship from Hong Kong Harbor to Singapore, doing his best to avoid rip roaring typhoons and marauding Malay pirates. This being an adventure movie, of course, he will successfully avoid neither. But he will look damn good doing it. When I list my favorite actors of all time, I tend to skew heavily toward the heavies of the noir era -- Bogart, Cagney, and Mitchum, above all others -- with a nod toward the elegance and sophistication of Cary Grant. It never really occurred to me to include Clarke Gable in the list, even though I am a great admirer of men who can successfully pull off the pencil-thin mustache (I myself have no talent for such a thing). However, after this movie, I'm going to have to go ahead and add Gable to the list. As the tough talking, hard drinking ship captain who trades sneers and insults and kisses with Jean Harlow's chain smoking, street tough "China Doll" Portland, Gable crackles with energy and charisma. And Harlow's somewhat obnoxious Portland matches him sneer for sneer, insult for insult as they ply the waters of the South China Seas with a superb cast of characters, including the drunk writer, the sailor with a dark past, the wide-eyed rookie deckhand, the elegant lady, and of course, the wise old mentor with a handlebar mustache and pith helmet permanently grafted to his head, and of course the jovial businessman who ends up being a dastardly traitor.

Much of the film is taken up with banter and witty exchanges between the principals, all of whom perform remarkably well. The setting is intoxicatingly exotic -- who wouldn't want to be aboard an old steamer ship -- one possibly laden with a secret shipment of gold -- sailing across the China Seas while one dons a tux, drinks champagne, and worry about pirates? It's a picture perfect old-school adventure setting, and that and the chemistry between the actors as they rattle off the whip-smart dialog (courtesy of screenwriters Jules Furthman and James Kevin McGuinness, working from a book written by Crosbie Garstin) is all this film needs to propel between its two main action setpieces. Using just the old sets and practical effects, China Seas manages to successfully convey both a ship-rattling typhoon and a pirate attack. Both sequences deliver the thrills with ease, though ultimately this is a movie carried entirely on the shoulders of Gable, and he's more than up to the task.

If there's any weakness in the film, it'd be Harlow's China Doll. Most sassy femme fatales have some characteristic that makes them worthy of redemption, or at the very least, we can understand why the hero would destroy himself over this woman. But China Doll is less fatale and more just irritating. While Harlow delivers clever dialog and obviously works incredibly well alongside Gable, I found I had a hard time understanding why Gable was so haunted by their relationship with one another. And this coming from a man who willingly and actively seeks out dangerous women I know will destroy me and plunge my life into a state of decadent destruction. It's real easy to believe the scenes where Gable looks like he just wants to haul off and dump her overboard, but less so the scenes where he supposed to be struggling with the smoldering flame of their love. But whatever -- that's love, right? And when I point this out as a potential weakness in the film, I also need to point out that it's an extremely small weakness, and the sheer force of personality and the interplay between Gable and Harlow is more than enough to carry the film over any tiny rough patch it may hit.

Mystery, pirates, exotica, typhoons, romance, rum drinking, and Clark Gable's pencil thin mustache and perfect old-school tough, dashing guy hair all get drawn into a script that is lean and streamlined but never crude or lacking in elegance, making China Seas cracking good adventure romance cinema from the golden age of the silver screen.

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Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Think Fast, Mr. Moto

"Mr. Moto is a very difficult fellow to kill." -- Mr. Moto

Recently, a commenter brought up a point that, in my review of Macao when I was discussing fake Asian characters in old American movies, I characterize Peter Lorre's Mr. Moto as being an Asian super-sleuth like Charlie Chan when, in fact, Moto is a heroic spy and his films are not mysteries but are, rather, adventures.


As penance for my informational misstep, I figured I should review a Mr. Moto film, and that if I was going to review a Mr. Moto film, it might as well be the first one, 1937's Think Fast, Mr. Moto. I'm pleased, upon completion of the movie, to report that, while the commenter was correct, so was I. It seems that the specific nature of Mr. Moto changes as the series progresses, and while he is most definitely an adventuring spymaster later in the series, at least for this first film he is identified as an import-export businessman who, like Bulldog Drummond and the Thin Man, dabble sin detective work and sleuthing as a hobby. But even if I defend my comparison of Moto to Chan with that, there's still no getting around the fact that, other than the detective work and the fact that a white actor is playing an Asian, Moto and Chan are pretty different, both in terms of character and the movies they inhabit.

For starters, the Moto films were b-movies while, at least at first, the Charlie Chan films were A-list. But that's not to say that the Mr. Moto series is cheap or in any way shoddy. These are some of the best looking b-movies you're likely to see, heads above the Poverty Row productions that came to define b-movies and, at the worst, just a hair shy of A-list production -- thanks in large part to the ability of the series to recycle sets from more prominent movies, including the Charlie Chan movies. And while the Chan films were largely old school parlor mysteries, the Mr. Moto films are all about action. Moto is a master of judo, and he has no problem whipping it out every ten minutes or so for a fight scene, making these more action-adventure films than traditional mysteries.

For the first of the series, we meet Mr. Moto while he is on the trail of murderous smugglers, a trail that leads him from San Francisco to Hawaii aboard a luxury steamer, and finally to Shanghai, where he befriends a well-meaning young rich guy about to assume control of a business that may very well be the nexus point of the smuggling operation. Along the way, Peter Lorre's stunt double will toss people around like a rag doll and romance a Chinese telephone operator who, despite being a Chinese woman living in China, speaks with the sassy, "So I says to Mabel" accent that I guess is inherent in all telephone switchboard operators.

I've written before on my thoughts regarding Caucasians masquerading as Asians in old movies, so I'm not going to repeat myself here. As with the Chan films, if you can get over some of the obvious racial missteps, Think Fast, Mr. Moto presents an exceptionally positive portrayal of Asians. They are certainly more progressive than people often give them credit for being. Moto is, first of all, the good guy. He's always one step ahead, and he's always the one who has to come to the rescue of the white folks and explain everything in the end. Lorre's portrayal of Moto is very human. He neither strays into the water of bucktoothed "Ah so" caricature nor the stoic, robotic "inscrutable Asian" act. Instead, Moto is played like an actual member of the human race. Soft spoken and polite most of the time, but more than willing to be happy or angry.

Think Fast, Mr. Moto is pretty good cinema. The mystery that is central to the plot is, actually, hardly central to the plot. Half the time, you'll forget there's even a mystery to be solved. But it doesn't matter, as simply going along with Moto for the ride is a lot of fun. I'm definitely looking forward to others in the series.

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Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Tarzan's New York Adventure

We all have favorite movies. They change from decade to decade or, if you are like me, hour to hour, as some drop off the list and others are added. A select few, however, remain and stand the test of time. A good chunk of my consistent "all-time favorites" come from the era when I was first discovering movies, staying up late at night on Fridays to watch "Memories of Monsters" and catch a glimpse of heroes like the Wolf Man, Frankenstein's Monster, and Dracula; or if not that, then staying up just as late on Sundays (always on the sly, of course, for not even my parents were going to let a elementary school kid stay up until one in the morning on a school night) to catch PBS's noir theater -- yes, there was a time when PBS actually showed things you wanted to watch and earned the support of viewers like you by bringing you worthwhile programming, instead of doing what they do now, which is guilting you into sending money to support crap just because you seem to remember that there used to be a time when they showed things like The Prisoner, Dr. Who, The Avengers, that Hitchhikers' Guide BBC show, and Matinee at the Bijou.


Ahh, Matinee at the Bijou. If Saturday afternoon was rainy or too cold to enjoy, I was guaranteed to be camped out in front of local PBS affiliate channel 15 for Matinee at the Bijou. I loved it. Monsters on Friday, gangsters on Sunday, and Saturday afternoons filled either with Godzilla movies on channel 41 or a grab-bag of golden era "classics" on PBS. Matinee at the Bijou was as faithful a recreation of going to a movie theater when movie theaters were worth going to as you could get from television. They always showed a serial -- Flash Gordon, Radar Men from the Moon, old Batman serials where Batman drives a regular sedan and punches out Japanese spies, or the thing where Bela Lugosi bosses around that ugly robot. Phantom Creeps, wasn't it?

Then you'd get a couple old newsreels getting you up to speed on how Patton was doing on the European front, and then the feature presentation. My only regret was and is that this all happened at home, instead of movie theaters actually being the kinds of places they used to be.

It was here, though, that I saw many of the movies that remain on my list of all-time favorites (I still even have a soft spot for serials, both good and bad, though I'll admit getting through Phantom Creeps is a Herculean chore). Old Bogart films, Hitchcock before he moved to America. Some of my favorite movies were the old Tarzan films. Really, I'd settle for just about any Tarzan film, since I don't have very high standards, but like just about everybody else in the world, if I have my choice, I'm going to choose Johnny Weissmuller every time. Well, almost every time. I'd choose Gordon Scott from time to time if anyone would ever get around to releasing those movies on DVD. But Weissmuller was king of the jungle, and I went ape for the Tarzan movies in which he starred. Sorry. I'm so, so sorry for that last sentence.

Undoubtedly my favorite of all the Weissmuller Tarzans when I was a kid was Tarzan's New York Adventure, which for some reason, I referred to for years as Tarzan Goes Crazy in New York. I must have been thinking of Hercules. Or did he go bananas in New York? Cheetah the chimp certainly went bananas. Ouch. Sorry folks. But we're talking old films here, and if you expect anything better than low-brow vaudeville for now, then you're going to be real sore when I start doing things like "walking down the stairs in my prop trunk." Best that you just throw on The Ink Spots crooning "When the Swallows Come Back to Capistrano" and roll with it. Once us old folks get going, there's no stopping us until the nurse comes to pass out our medication.

I recently revisited Tarzan's New York Adventure. It's no longer my favorite Tarzan film, but it's still plenty of fun, with lots of Tarzan feeling stuffy in the white man's clothes and getting fed up with the white man's law, culminating in the famous dive off the white man's Brooklyn Bridge. Tons of fun, even if we're in the concrete jungle instead of the lush green jungle, though I have to admit that Cheetah's terrifying human laugh creeps me out.

When an unscrupulous big game hunter kidnaps Boy from Tarzan and Jane's idyllic mesa, Tarzan must play the fish out of water as he follows Jane's lead across the globe and into civilization. Tarzan's New York Adventure has a lot of what people started to dislike about Tarzan movies -- too much Boy, too much time spent on the antics of Cheetah as she explores the world of posh New York hostelries and gets into Jane's make-up. Oh, Cheetah! Will you ever learn? But as a kid, I didn't mind any of that stuff, and I still don't. Boy is neither here nor there, and Cheetah is good for a larf every now and again. And in between all that is a pretty good story even if it lacks the usual vine-swinging adventure. It still manages to work in one of the two great staples of a Tarzan movie -- an elephant stampede. frankly, I'm surprised that Tarzan didn't have to wrestle an alligator in the East River as well.

Above all, it has nostalgia on its side. There are better Tarzan movies, but Tarzan's New York Adventure was a major thrill back in the day, and it's still a rousing good time at the matinee.

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Monday, October 1, 2007

Macao

Macao starring one of our favorite half-asleep actors, Robert Mitchum, is an exceptionally good thriller, not exactly a noir film but a solid old school crime thriller with good pacing, cool characters, and a great twist. Despite the exotic setting, it doesn't bank too heavily on the "shadowy Chinatown" style of filmmaking, and there are no Caucasians in fake eyelids parading about. Actually, no, there is apparently one, but it's so well done that i didn't even notice. In fact, there are very few Asian characters at all, other than a couple of assassins and a lot of background extras. Instead, the film focuses on a small group of ex-patriots who have converged on the infamously decadent and borderline lawless Portuguese colony.


Big time crook Vincent Halloran runs an upscale gambling parlor in the colony, where he must stay, a spider trapped in his own web, for fear of the British police waiting to arrest him for a whole host of crimes committed in Hong Kong, the most recent of which involved the murder of an undercover cop from New York. Unfortunately for the Brits, they have no jurisdiction in Macao, and the corrupt Portuguese officials are happy to have Halloran in their country. Enter a trio of Americans who arrive via steamer for a variety of reasons. Tough talking brunette Julie (Jane Russell) is looking to start over as a singer, after wandering the world and becoming disillusioned with its inhabitants. Goofy salesman Lawrence Trumble (William Bendix) is looking to set up shop and make some cash selling an array of junk. And mysterious wanderer and ex-soldier Nick Cochran (Mitchum) doesn't seem to have any real purpose in Macao, though the fact that he is from New York clues Holloran and his toadie police chief Sebastian (Thomas Gomez) into the fact that Cochran is there looking to take Holloran down for the murder of the other New York cop.

So begins a cat and mouse game involving guys in awesome old suits. Halloran hires Julie to sing in his nightclub and tries to pay Cochran to get the hell out of town. Cochran never seems overly interested or disinterested in Halloran's offers, but the two become wary business partners when Trumble -- who seems to be slightly more crooked than his "golly gee" exterior lets on -- brings Cochran in on a deal to sell a posh diamond necklace to Halloran. The only hitch is that the necklace is in Hong Kong, and if Halloran leaves Macao, the Hong Kong cops will nab him as soon as he's three miles off the coast. The only problem Cochran runs into with the deal is that Halloran recognizes the diamonds as coming from a necklace he himself is the owner of.

I'm frequently impressed by how lean yet well-developed the plots of so many old movies are. I mean, this is a pretty basic story: gangster kills a cop, hides out in a lawless haven, and another cop goes in to bring him out. And yet the plot is so expertly executed, the dialog is so good, and the actors are so committed to their roles that the movie becomes substantial. Modern movies rely heavily on convoluted, tangled plots and sub-plots to flesh out running time and compensate for bland or shallow characters. In Macao, the plot is secondary, just a way to explain why these people are here. The movie belongs to the actors, and it's a pretty fabulous cast. Russell is picture perfect as the femme fatale of the piece, tough and sassy but also kind and romantic when the time is right. She plays the disillusioned woman of the world well, never veering into the realm of caricature or over-the-top cartoonishness. She's thoroughly believable as Julie. Ditto our man Mitchum. Robert Mitchum is probably my all-time favorite actor. Everything about him is cool, and no man ever made high-waist pants look so slick. When he was younger, my grandpa Harley used to style himself after Mitchum as much as possible: same style of clothes, same hair, same swagger, and I have to say, if ever there was a man worthy of emulation, Robert Mitchum was certainly him. Brad Dexter is deliciously sinister as the big boss, who is equal parts businessman and gangster, more than happy to avoid conflict if he can bribe his way out of it. Rounding out the core cast, William Bendix is great as the amiable traveling salesman who is revealed to be more than he seems.

Mitchum and Russell were the reason the movie was made. After their successful pairing in His Kind of Woman (which is similar to Macao in some ways and features an outstanding performance by Vincent Price, among others), legendary producer and batshit insane dude with Kleenex boxes on his feet, Howard Hughes, was keen on making the most of the success of and chemistry between the two -- though it would seem that his primary goal was oriented far more around Russell than Mitchum, who was already an established leading man's man. And most of Hughes interest in building up Russell seemed to be focused on his enormous bustline rather than her acting prowess. Russell does a good job here, despite where Hughes' eyes may have been. I referred to her as a femme fatale, but that's not entirely correct, just as Macao isn't really film noir. She's not there to lead the hero to his destruction or anything. If the film has anything close to a femme fatale, it's Gloria Grahame as Holloran's number one dice thrower. For my money, Grahame's looks blow Russell out of the water, and her character here is a good mix of femme fatale and wounded lover. I would have loved to see her get a more substantial role in this movie.

And this movie belongs to them, the actors, not to the plot. This is definitely an actor's film, and the story is there to serve the development of these characters and their interaction with one another. The only real subplot involves Margie (Gloria Grahame), a woman in the employ of Halloran and who seems to be in love with her dashing but dangerous boss. She is none too happy when Julie shows up and catches Halloran's eye. But other than that, screenwriters keep things nice and streamlined.

If I haven't mentioned it before, I really dig old black and white "Chinatown intrigue" movies. I've gone over the key ingredients before: secret passages, elegant gambling clubs, sinister assassins with curved daggers lurking in the shadows. I can watch pretty much anything that contains these elements. Related to these Chinatown movies were movies set in China, usually in Hong Kong, with its intriguing blend of ancient Chinese mystery and recognizable to the West imperial British rule. You could spice up a mundane thriller pretty well if you simply plopped it down in "the Orient." Macao was directed by Josef von Sternberg, last seen here as the director of another fabulous "Orient noir" set in a lawless Casbah-esque location, 1941's The Shanghai Gesture. The two films would make a fabulous double bill (one could imagine that you'd catch a steamer from Shanghai to Macao and find it captained by Clark Gable a la China Seas). As with The Shanghai Gesture, and as with all of his films, von Sternberg applies meticulous detail to the look of his film. Despite the title and the setting, Macao is not steeped in Orientalism or exoticism. The key locations are a hotel and Halloran's nightclub, and although both bear the obvious stamp of being Chinese in design, neither is excessively so. The primary function of Macao isn't to be alien or exotic; it's to serve as a criminal haven. One could have just as easily set this film in The Casbah, or 1930s Shanghai, or any place where the threads of international law begin to fray and those who would cut them are able to find sanctuary. Unlike The Shanghai Gesture, Macao doesn't revel in or become intoxicated by the decadence of the setting. It is fairly sedate by comparison, though this shouldn't imply that it is in any way less elegant in its design. The men all look sharp, clad in tuxedos and pale, tropical weight suits. Jane Russell parades through the film in a number of swanky looking dresses and ornate pieces of jewelry.

Where as the casino in The Shanghai Gesture was a hallucinogenic, near dreamlike palace of vice and shady, doomed souls, Halloran's casino in Macao is much less symbolic affair. It is, by and large, simply a casino, treated by the art design as a place of business rather than as some twisted den of pleasure and destruction. Halloran's office is an office. It has nice decor, but it's just an office -- a far cry from Mother Gin Sling's ornate office that bordered on throne room. But both settings serve their inhabitant well. Halloran is, after all, a very real-world crooked businessman, and his main concern is maintaining his power and making cash. Gin Sling was a half-mad woman bent on revenge, and her primary goal was to destroy in the most elaborate way possible those she saw as having ruined her. Running a casino was little more than a means to the end of revenge.

I said earlier that Macao, despite coming from the era of the noir film and being a film about cops and criminals, isn't exactly noir. It certainly has elements of the noir film -- the mysterious and flawed protagonist, the powerful businessman/criminal, crooked cops, and a hard-as-nails dame -- but it lacks a certain claustrophobic bleakness (and close-ups of the faces of sweating guys in undershirts) that informs the noir film. We may have haunted characters, but they are not hopeless or self-destructive. Von Sternberg infuses Macao with less a sense of desperation and more a sense of adventure. Julie and Nick Cochran would be more at home among the ranks of globe-trotting thrill-seekers than they would the damned and depressed denizens of noir, and Macao has more in common with high-spirited adventure fare like China Seas than with noir films like A Touch of Evil. Despite being a crime film, Macao is just too snappy, and too much fun, to really be considered noir. It also sports a sense of humor, though it's hardly a comedy. Bedix's Trumble is the closest thing the movie comes to having a comic relief character, and he's hardly comic relief. He just gets in a few jokes. What comedy there is, is subdued and pretty effective. And there are no "wacky Oriental" characters (just an assassin and an old man), and at no point do I recall that musical snippet -- you know the one -- that usually plays whenever an Asian character enters a scene.

This was von Sternberg's final film, and by all accounts, it was a troubled production. Von Sternberg himself hadn't worked for a while when the infamous Howard Hughes tapped him as director for this film. Von Sternberg found Hughes an impossible producer who forced too many "meddling clowns" into the affair, and both Mitchum and Russell developed an intense dislike for von Sternberg on account of the way he treated his crew. Things got so bad that, at some point, Mitchum flat out refused to work with von Sternberg any further, and von Sternberg was summarily dismissed and replaced by top notch noir director Nicholas Ray (They Live By Night, In a Lonely Place, and later Rebel Without a Cause and King of Kings). Despite this, the film still remains largely the vision of von Sternberg. As with The Shanghai Gesture, it seems Macao is largely overshadowed by what many critics dwell on as his signature masterpiece, The Blue Angel.

Despite the troubled production and the need to call in Ray to finish (and reshoot much of) the film, I found Macao to be an extremely enjoyable adventure film, with a decent sense of romance, nice sets, and great cast anchored by the chemistry between Mitchum and Russell. A snappy script with a good sense of humor and a great (and surprising) twist make it, if not must-see swanky cinema, then at least should-see cinema.

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