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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The 39 Steps (1935)

Alfred Hitchcock's original 1935 version of The 39 Steps is one of those films that's so seminal that when watched today it can seem like little more than a parade of hoary old clichés; that is, until you consider that The 39 Steps is where many of those clichés originated. The film lays a foundation that countless espionage thrillers have built upon and continue to build upon to the present day. It's all here: The innocent everyman abroad who's drawn into a web of intrigue by an encounter with a mysterious and exotic woman; the shadowy international criminal organization whose reach is so extensive that it's impossible to know who can be trusted; the ardently sought-after "MacGuffin" that sets the plot in motion despite ultimately being inconsequential to the outcome; the criminal mastermind with an identifying disfigurement who hides behind a genteel facade of upper-class respectability; the urbane, witty hero who has a way with the ladies, etc. And while it's hero takes the train rather than hopping the globe on a luxury airliner, The 39 Steps is worth considering as a necessary precursor to the jet setting spy capers that would follow in its wake some thirty years later.

Based very loosely on John Buchan's 1915 novel of the same name, The 39 Steps concerns Richard Hannay (Robert Donat), a vacationing Canadian businessman who meets up with an enigmatic woman named Annabella Smith (Lucie Mannheim) while fleeing a ruckus at a London music hall. After convincing Hannay to let her take shelter in his lodgings, Smith divulges that she is an agent working for the British government, and that she is working to prevent agents of a foreign power--men, she says, "who will stop at nothing"--from smuggling air defense secrets out of the country (an enterprise that required a considerable amount of leg work in those days before fax machines and email). Not too surprisingly, someone breaks into Hannay's digs and pins a dagger in Ms. Smith's back before the night is through, and she is only able to hand Hannay a map to a location in Scotland and gasp something about "the 39 Steps" before expiring.

Just as you or I would do, Hannay foregoes contacting the authorities, evades Annabella's killers, and, with map in hand, hops on the next train to Scotland, ready to embroil himself in a deadly game of international espionage despite not being equipped in the least to do so. By this time, Annabella's body has been discovered in Hannay's apartment, ensuring that his search for the 39 Steps will be hampered by the unwelcome attentions of both the forces of the law and those of the foreign spies. This situation forces him to ditch the train on which he's been riding and make his way across the fog enshrouded Scottish countryside on his own, with nothing but his wits and charm to get him by.

Over the course of a series of tight scrapes and daring escapes, Hannay finds himself on the run while handcuffed to Pamela (Madeleine Carroll), a young woman who has reluctantly become enmeshed in his predicament simply as a result of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. This circumstance adds an element of romantic comedy to The 39 Steps, and also allows Hitchcock an opportunity to cheekily flaunt the then stringent restrictions of the British censors--due to the fact that the unmarried couple, because of the handcuffs, must not only share a room, but a bed as well. Ultimately, the initially combative Pamela comes to believe Hannay's version of events and, after divesting themselves of the cuffs, the two strive to solve the riddle of the 39 steps and foil the plans of Professor Jordan (Godfrey Tearle), the stump-fingered mastermind who masquerades as a pillar of society while scheming to betray his country. Of course, their success depends on them surviving their shadowy enemies' repeated attempts to eliminate them.

The 39 Steps manages to remain a thoroughly engaging entertainment despite the over-familiarity of so many of its elements, largely due to Hitchcock's typically masterful pacing and ambitious visual style. The director here pulls off some visuals that, though they would today only be a matter of a few keystrokes, boggle the mind at the thought of how difficult they must have been to achieve at the time (witness, for instance, what's made to look like a seamless pan from the set-bound interior of a car to the exterior of an actual car speeding off down the road). Robert Donat as Hannay also serves to keep things interesting, and gives the proceedings a distinctly modern flavor, thanks to a sardonic wit that distinguishes him from the more square-cut and upright type of hero we might expect to find in a thriller of this vintage. Madeleine Carroll, likewise, matches him point for point, and the verbal jousting matches between the two serve to keep things crisp and lively.

The 39 Steps was one of Hitchcock's first international successes, and these seventy-plus years later it's still not hard to see why. That it's venerable old formula can still bear results is testament to the fact that such tales of romance and international intrigue, when told with the right amount of wit and style, are a long way from wearing out their welcome.

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Fantomas (1964)

Directed by André Hunebelle
Jean Marais, Louis De Funes, Mylène Demongeot, Jacques Dynam
Music by Michel Magne


A few weeks ago Todd wrote a great review for the Temptress of a Thousand Faces. As I read the review, I was amazed at the plot comparisons with Fantomas. It’s no secret that Hong Kong cinema has never been above a bit of ‘creative borrowing’. But as a companion piece, and for your reading pleasure, I thought it was worth revisiting the original.

Fantomas is an ages old criminal character from France. He has appeared in books, movies and on television. One of his earliest and most popular incarnations was in a silent movie serial made by Louis Feuillade in 1913-14. In the 1960’s, director André Hunebelle decided to revive the character for three feature films featuring Jean Marais in a duel role as Fandor, the hero; and Fantomas, the evil villain. This is the first of the three movies.

This one opens in Paris. A Rolls Royce weaves it’s way through the traffic and makes it’s way to Van Cleef and Arpels. Inside, a distinguished gent and lady are shown a selection of diamond necklaces and chokers. The gent in question is Lord Shelton and he is buying up big. He forks out 5,500,000 New Franks for the trinkets. Shelton writes out a cheque, and he and his mistress make their way out of the building with their purchases. Later, one of the sales staff is examining the payment, when shock, horror, the writing and signature on the cheque disappear before his very eyes. It becomes a blank cheque. Then slowly a new name appears: “Fantomas”.

Who is Fantomas? He is a super criminal; a man of one thousand faces - and so far, the French police have been unable to stop him.

After the theft, Police Comissioner Juve (Louis De Funes) appears on television assuring the public that Fantomas’ day are numbered. In a slightly comical speech, he intones that Fantomas is just an ordinary murderer,... a man like you and me,... he’s claimed fewer victims than car accidents,...and even though he has blown up planes and derailed trains, he is not as bad as dangerous drivers! Yeah, right. From Juve’s speech you get a little of the idea of the tone of Fantomas. Yeah, it is a crime movie, and it’s a caper movie, but it is also a comedy (and probably an appropriate comparison would be with the Pink Panther films).

A crowd of people have gathered around a shop window and are watching Juve’s press conference on televisions mounted inside, when Fantomas makes his presence felt once more. From a moving vehicle he lobs a hand grenade at the shop. The crowd flee, the grenade explodes, and the television go up in smoke.

With all this strife the newspapers are having a field day, but one journalist, Fandor (Jean Marais) is looking for a different angle. First he writes an article claiming that Fantomas does not exist and is a creation by the police department to cover up for their failure to catch the perpetrators of criminal acts. Fandor reads his article to his girlfriend and photographer, Hélène (Mylène Demongeot). She is not impressed. She suggests he gets an interview with Fantomas. But that isn’t easy.
But Fandor has a brainwave. He has Hélène photograph him in a black mask and cape pretending to be Fantomas - after all, nobody really knows what he looks like. Then Fandor writes a fake interview and it gets published in the morning papers. In the fake article, it is calimed that Fantomas now possesses the ultimate weapon and could blow up the planet, and intends to do so on the following night.

Comissioner Juve isn’t happy about the article. Apart from the fact that it makes him look like a buffoon, he suspects it is a fake. he storms into the newspaper offices and threatens to ‘BLOW the lid of this web of lies!’ Well, Juve is the only one upset by the article, and not the only one intent on BLOWING things up. Fantomas plants a bomb outside the newspaper office, and as Juve speaks his mind, one of the walls disappears in a shock of flame.

Once Fandor is out of hospital, he returns to his apartment. Taped to his door is a calling card from Fantomas. ‘See you soon!’ it says.

Meanwhile out on the street, Juve has hatched a scheme where he will follow Fandor, believing the journalist will lead him to Fantomas. As he waits, dressed in a cunning disguise as a hobo, he is arrested by two gendarmes. Despite Juve’s protests, he is taken back to the station. (Interesting note, that a similar thing happens to Peter Seller’s Inspector Clouseau in the second Pink Panther movie, A Shot In The Dark, but as both movies were released in 1964 and only a few months apart, on different sides of the world, I doubt that there is any plagiarism on anyone’s behalf).

Meanwhile upstairs in his appartment, Fandor receives a telephone call saying that Fantomas is sending a car and will pick him up in five minutes. Fandor thinks it is a prank call and hangs up. He has barely put the phone back in it’s cradle, when an arm appears behind his chair holding a blackjack. Fandor doesn’t see it, and is bopped on the head and passes out.

Understandably he wakes up confused, in a cavernous underground lair, with high arched ceilings, a pipe organ (all super villains must have one), statues and other objets d’art. And then through an elevator door, Fantomas emerges (also played by Jean Marais). Fantomas appears wearing a surreal featureless blue mask.

Fantomas isn’t happy about the article that Fandor wrote. It made him look foolish. As recompense Fantomas orders Fandor to write another article admitting that the previous story was a concoction. It also has to paint Fantomas in a flattering light (or at least flattering to Fantomas’ own perception of himself). If Fantomas isn’t happy with the article, he will make sure that Fandor dies a slow agonising death. Fantomas then seals the deal by branding Fandor’s chest with an “F”. The journalist has 48 hours to complete his mission.

When Fandor awakens he is back in his appartment, and Hélène is banging on the door. He let’s her in, and recounts his encounter. Meanwhile Commissioner Juve isn’t too chuffed about having spent a night in the drunk tank, and he immediately heads to Fandor’s apartment to arrest him for being Fantomas’ accomplice. Fandor tells Juve the truth, but the dimwitted Commissioner does not believe him, and holds him in jail for 48 hours. Naturally while he is in jail, Fandor cannot write the article to appease Fantomas.

Once Fandor is released from jail, Fantomas has him kidnapped once again, and brought down to the underground lair.. But this time, Fandor is being held as a prisoner. In his place, Fantomas will go out into the world and commit crimes as Fandor. Fantomas rips off his blue mask to reveal Fandor’s visage. You see this is Fantomas’ talent. He is a man of a thousand faces because he has perfected a way to make lifelike artificial skin. With this, he can make himself up to look like anybody. In this instance, it’s Fandor. Fantomas intends to go a crime spree which the whole world will attribute to Fandor.


Fantomas is one wild film, and it is extremely enjoyable, especially when the Fantomas character is on the screen. With his featureless mask, he is slightly disturbing, which is exactly how a villain should be. For me the weakness in the film is Louis De Funes’ character, Juve. He is too much of a buffoon. Early I compared the film to the Pink Panther series – this is only the sequences with Juve. The rest of the film is colourful and always interesting, with great set pieces, and plot twists and turns. Outlining them all would ruin the fun, but the extended chase scene at the end bears special mention, where Fantomas uses a train, a car, a motorbike, a boat, and finally a submarine to make his escape.

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Monday, February 25, 2008

The Naked Runner (1967)

Directed by Sidney J. Furie
Frank Sinatra, Derren Nesbitt, Peter Vaughan, Nadia Gray, James Fox
Music by Harry Sukman
Based on the novel by Francis Clifford


The Naked Runner is a rather limp follow-up to The Ipcress File by director Sidney J. Furie. The film stars Frank Sinatra as Sam Laker, an American business man who lives in London. Now before you panic and think, this is late sixties, and Sinatra was probably competing with his old pal Dean Martin in the swingin’ spy stakes, let me tell you, you’d be wrong. It is a million miles away from the Matt Helm films. Does that mean it is any good? Sad to say, no! But Sinatra is quite good. His performance gets critisised in a lot of reviews, but he is solid, playing the highly stressed, confused, and distraught Laker. Maybe it’s a persona that people didn’t want to watch Frank portray?

So Frank’s okay. Why is the film bad? First I’ll give you a quick overview of the plot and then look at the negatives. British Intelligence Officer, Martin Slattery (Peter Vaughan) receives a phone call in the middle of the night from the Minister. It seems a political prisoner, Rudoph Frensal has escaped from custody at Wormwood Scrubs. Frensal was being held because he tried to flee the country with some highly secretive, technical information. British Intelligence believe he was freed by the Russian’s and now is on his way to Moscow, where they will retrieve the information. This cannot be allowed to happen. Frensal must be killed.

The hard part of the job is finding a man to do the assassination. They can’t use one of their regulars. They need a man who is unknown to the enemy and totally uncompromised. After going through file after file, Slattery is struggling to find the right man. Then while reading the local newspaper he spies an article about Sam Laker (Sinatra), who has just won an award for chair design. Slattery knows Laker from the war, where he had been seconded to Slattery’s unit from the O.S.S. But since the war, Laker has lived a life of a respectable business man.

Now Slattery has found his pawn, he needs to find a way to make him a killer. And Laker is not the type of guy who will simply pick up a gun for the sake of it. No, Laker needs to be manipulated into killing Frensal. Various psychologists are called in to analyse what makes Laker tick, and what is the best way to make him carry out the mission.

They contrive a plan to gently drag him back into the world of espionage and dirty tricks. Laker and his son Patrick had already arranged a trip to Leipzig trade fair. Slattery convinces Laker to do one small task. It is to drop off a message to a watch-maker near the fair. Laker reluctantly agrees. But during the few minutes that Laker and his son are separated, Patrick is kidnapped by Colonel Hartman (Derren Nesbitt). After Patrick’s kidnapping, Laker is told about the other, distasteful part of the mission. Laker is outraged, but they are holding his son and he feels it is out of his control.

Up until this stage the film is quite good. Sure, it is contrived. Very contrived. But it still has been fast paced and entertaining. But from now on, the film really bogs down. From my synopsis, you can tell where the film is going, but the film-makers drag this bit out for another sixty minutes. As a reviewer, I hate to admit this, but twice, I have fallen asleep during the second half of this film. That’s not why I will dispense with the synopsis though. As I said, you can tell where the story is going.

As I mentioned earlier, Sinatra’s performance is okay. Uniformly, the acting is good throughout the film. Peter Vaughan is excellent as Slattery, and is absolutely chilling in his deceitfulness. And Derren Nesbitt’s turn as Colonel Hartman has a modicum of menace about it too. It’s not surprising to see that he turned up a year later playing another similar role in Where Eagles Dare.

The real villain in this movie is the plot. It’s hard to point out the biggest flaw in this movie without spoiling the ending totally. But in a roundabout way; at the beginning, when the Minister and Slattery start planning the mission, at the meeting they discuss why they need Laker for the job. The reason being the enemy knows all their agents, methods and there is no way a regular British agent could get close enough to do the job. The ending; Laker has completed the mission, and confused is running to safety. Within seconds, British agents spring from nowhere to calm Laker down. Question: If the British agents were that close to Laker as he completes his mission, why couldn’t they have completed the mission for him?

The film is ridiculous. I’d only watch it if you were a die-hard fan of Frank Sinatra and even then, I’d have a pot of coffee percolating and a pack of ‘No-Doze’ handy.

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Assault On A Queen (1966)

Directed by Jack Donohue
Frank Sinatra, Virna Lisi, Tony Franciosa, Alf Kjellin, Richard Conte, Errol John
Music by Duke Ellington
Based on a novel by Jack Finney (and has a screenplay by Rod Serling)


Assault On A Queen is another caper film from Frank Sinatra. And let’s be honest, although we all enjoy Frank’s legacy of cool, in general his caper films weren’t too good. Ocean’s Eleven is almost impossible to sit through, and Robin And The Seven Hoods is only slightly better. Assault On A Queen starts off fairly promising. For the first hour of it’s running time, I’d even say it’s the best Frank caper yet, BUT somehow the story, which has a great premise, falls off in the middle and just does not deliver.

The film, which is set in the Bahamas, opens with a boat racing into port, with an ambulance racing to meet it. On board the boat are Victor Rossiter (Tony Franciosa) and Rosa Lucchesi (Virni Lisi); two fortune hunters, who have been searching for a sunken galleon carrying gold off the coast. Their deep sea diver's, diving suit has burst while searching for the galleon and he has drowned. The ambulance and doctor arrive at the port, and the doc pronounces the diver dead.

Later that evening at Blackbeard’s Tavern, Mark Brittain (Frank Sinatra) and his partner, Linc Langley (Errol John) are seated at the back, drinkin’ gin and playin’ gin. Entering the bar are Rossiter and Lucchesi. They are looking for a new diver and have been recommended Brittain. They approach him and make him an offer. Rossiter and Lucchesi believe they have a map that shows them the exact location of the sunken galleon. Brittain has heard all the stories before and is not interested. Brittain and Langley are fishermen, not treasure hunters. Rossiter and Lucchesi leave still requiring a diver.

After the tavern is closed, Brittain and Langley return to their boat, only to be blocked by the harbour master. He will not allow them on their boat as they owe over $600 in dock fees and for other supplies.

The next day, to get his boat back, Brittain goes to Rossiter and Lucchesi he agress to take the diving job. At this time, Brittain also meets Rossiter’s other partner, Eric Lauffnauer (Alf Kjellin). Lauffnauer is a German, who used to be the captain of a U-boat in World War II.

When we next see Brittain, he is all kitted up in a deep sea diving suit. He drops over the side and drifts down to the bottom and begins to search for the elusive galleon. After an hour on the bottom he hasn’t spotted anything. Just as he is about to return to the boat, he sees a sunken World War II German submarine. It appears to be intact.

Rather than continue to scour the seabed for a treasure that may or may not be there, Rossiter and Lauffnauer come up with a new scheme to make them all rich. It is to raise and refit the old submarine, and then become pirates on the high seas. Their target: the ocean liner, Queen Mary.

With a film of this kind, you really have to suspend disbelief, because it really is quite silly. And the acting is paper thin. There is no reason why Brittain should go along with Rossiter, Lauffnauer and Lucchesi’s hair brained scheme. Sure, there’s the lure of money, but it ain’t ‘easy money’. As I mentioned at the top, the film really loses focus in the second half. We know what the gang are up to, and even how they intend to do it, so we spend a great deal of the second half, just waiting for them to get on with the job.

The film features a great musical score by Duke Ellington. It’s jazzy (of course), with a hint of calypso, and over the top there’s a cool line in funk flute. But as good as the music is, it sometimes doesn’t follow the story.

Sadly this film is a misfire, but it is a good example of sixties Jet-Set cinema. It stars an American, Two Italians, and a German, in a story set in the Bahamas. You can’t get much more international than that. Just before signing off on this one, a quick bit of trivia: Reginald Denny who plays the Master-At-Arms on the ship was Algy, Bulldog Drummond’s dim-witted buddy in the film series from the 1930’s. And more interestingly, Virna Lisi, who looks fantastic in this film I might add, was originally cast to play Barbarella but turned it down.

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Raumpatrouille Orion

To the very limited extent that the German science fiction series Raumpatrouille Orion (full English title: Space Patrol - The Fantastic Adventures of the Starship Orion) is known in my own United States, it tends to be the victim of a certain unfair association. On those pitifully rare occasions when it's mentioned, it's seldom without being compared unfavorably to Star Trek - and sometimes even referred to as "The German Star Trek", usually in the dismissive tone reserved for inferior foreign copies of iconic American brands. That Raumpatrouille is an imitation of Star Trek is unlikely, given that the series made its debut on German television within just two weeks of Trek's initial bow in America (and quite a few years before Captain Kirk and company would make it to the German airwaves). And while the series does share some striking similarities with Trek, those ultimately just serve to highlight some even more striking differences.



Long in planning, and finally kick-started by the participation of French TV network ORTF (who had sequences with French actors shot for inclusion in the French broadcasts of the show) Raumpatrouille was produced between 1965 and 1966, and it holds the distinction of being the first science fiction series made for German television. Due to the prohibitive cost of producing the show, it was decided to terminate its run after only seven episodes, though not before a rousing finale, tying up all of the shows ongoing narrative threads, could be produced. Rebroadcasts of the show in the eighties and nineties generated a cult following in its country of origin, and allowed the aging cast to supplement their income with appearances at conventions and on nostalgia-themed TV shows. This resurgence also lead, in 2003, to the production of a theatrical film compiling footage from the show, Raumpatrouille Orion - Rucksturz ins Kino (English title: Space Patrol - Back from the Future), as well as the release of the series on German DVD.

Raumpatrouille Orion - Rucksturz ins Kino is not the best way to experience Raumpatrouille, but it is, for English speakers, the most accessible, given that it's currently the only legitimately available form in which the series can be found on English subtitled DVD. The feature unwisely makes its task of condensing the series' combined seven-hour running time into a scant ninety minutes even more of a challenge by including newly shot footage. This footage takes the form of news broadcasts (complete with unfunny commercial parodies) that frame brief narrated clips from the show. While providing some awkward exposition, these segments seem mainly intended to unnecessarily underscore the series' kitsch elements (which are pretty in-your-face as is without anyone having to point them out), sadly doing so at the expense of maintaining narrative momentum. Still, after a somewhat jerky first half, Rucksturz ins Kino finally settles in and gives us most of the series' gripping final episode intact and uninterrupted. As it is, the film comes off as more of a highlights reel of the series, rather than a distillation of it, but should still give the curious a good taste of what it's all about. Furthermore, even in this truncated form, Raumpatrouille's colorful cast of characters--its greatest asset, I think--manages to come across loud and clear (especially loud).

Rucksturz ins Kino begins, as does the series, with the introduction of the high-speed space cruiser Orion and her crew. As with Star Trek's Enterprise, the Orion hails from a future Earth where harmony between the nations has lead to the formation of a unified world government. Also as with the Enterprise, that harmony is reflected in the international make-up of the ship's crew. It should be pointed out, however, that those crew members--whether intended to be Japanese, French or Italian--are all portrayed by pasty Caucasian actors speaking in--to my untrained ears, at least--their perfect, unaccented native German. At the head of this not-so-rainbow coalition is Commander Cliff McLane: an American!

It is with the introduction of McLane (portrayed by German actor Dietmar Schoneherr) that the first resounding break with anything but an accidental resemblance to Trek occurs. For, unlike the Enterprise, whose officers have risen through the ranks over years of proud service to a benevolent authority, the Orion has a commander who appears to exist in stubborn opposition to authority in every form. In fact, when we meet McClane, we learn that his and his crew's assignment to space patrol duty is actually a punishment--a demotion from combat duty--for the latest in a long series of thrill-seeking, rule-flaunting escapades. Throughout the series, McClane greets such official rebukes with a response drawn from a well honed repertoire of smirks, shrugs and dryly sarcastic retorts, indicating that, no matter what he's told, he's going to do what he wants--sometimes, as we'll see, when it's not even the sensible course of action, but rather out of a churlish need to simply have things his own way. Of course, authority, as it's presented in Raumpatrouille, is wholly deserving of such contempt, as McClane's government superiors are usually too bogged down in bureaucracy and internecine battles to act effectively, forcing him again and again to take decisive action without their approval. (In this sense, McClane is sort of like a more infantile Dirty Harry to Captain Kirk's Joe Friday.)

As for McLane's loyal subordinates, the booze-swilling party animals who make up the rest of the Orion's crew provide a perfect compliment to her commander. (In fact, one higher-up refers to them collectively as "McLane and his gang".) As adept at eye rolling, smirking and making snarky rejoinders as their leader, they seem to spend all of their leave time getting plastered in the swank-tastic cocktail lounge located in the patrol's undersea base. (That lounge, called the Starlight Casino, is one of the series' most memorable visual treats, complete with a glass ceiling that provides a view of some unaccountably gargantuan tropical fish - though I don't recall there ever being any explanation given for the base being on the ocean floor). Though capable of heroic action, they are no heroes; On one occasion, when McClane proposes a plan that will save the entire human race at the expense of the Orion and all souls on board, his subordinates loudly refuse, and he is forced to devise a way for them to escape before they will agree to the plan and save the world. Overall, one gets the sense that, while the Orion does somehow run, it never does so smoothly, and only through a process that involves a lot of shouting, heckling and gnashing of teeth. Still, thanks to the uniformly high standard of acting on the part of the cast, the crews' affection for--and devotion to--one another is always palpable.

Rounding out the Orion's personnel is a security officer who has been assigned by McLane's superiors to keep a watch on the unpredictable skipper and report back regarding any infractions. This, of course, is McLane's worst nightmare. And, what's worse, she's a girl! "Russian" Tamara Jagellovsk (Eva Pflug) is, not surprisingly, a rigid stickler for the rules, and as soon she and volatile loose cannon McLane have had their first verbal jousting match we can clearly see the predictable trajectory that their relationship is going to take. Despite--or because of--the fact that they are at each others throats from the moment they are introduced, I don't think anyone would consider it a spoiler to report that the third act finds them doing the lunar lip-lock. Still, its another testament to the quality of the performances here that this thread never comes across as much like mere auto-pilot plot mechanics as it could have.

Mind you, it's not that Raumpatrouille doesn't find time amidst all of its angst-ridden power struggles, simmering sexual tension and enthusiastic downing of highballs to deliver some old-fashioned space opera thrills. It's just that, being conspicuously less enamored than other examples of the genre with militaristic conceptions of valor and honor, it tends to do so with a dollop of humor that's both pitch black and bone dry, sometimes giving off faint echoes of dark political satire reminiscent of Doctor Strangelove. Given this, it's only fitting that the series should provide its hero with an enemy even more at odds with his resolute, cranky individualism than the stifling governmental bureaucracy he does battle with every day.

The recurring threat in Raumpatrouille is a mysterious alien race which McLane's crew dubs the Frogs (the movie version takes a campy revisionist approach to this appellation, making it short for "Foreign Race Of Galactic Scoundrels", though it wasn't intended as an acronym in the original) and it's one of Rucksturz ins Kino's major flaws that it rushes over their introduction. Pictured as glistening, featureless silhouettes--human in outline, but with all of their human-ness removed--the Frogs, as presented in the series, were always seen from a remove, soundlessly working, purposeful but without decipherable motive, towards some unknown but unmistakably malevolent end. Such an effective job was done at establishing their very creepiness that, once they were introduced, they managed to haunt every scene in which they did not explicitly appear. Later it would be shown that the Frogs could take control of people from afar and, given the deterministic and impersonal nature of their malignance, it would come as no surprise that, disease like, they would ultimately come closest to defeating the space patrol by opportunistically corrupting it from within its own fragile power structure. (In keeping with the disease imagery, the Frogs' ships are very mosquito-like in appearance, not to mention swarm-like in their method of attack.)

Of course, what most people take away from their initial viewing of Raumpatroille is its eccentric--and largely budget driven--visual style. Raumpatrouille's primitive special effects draw on techniques that date back to the silent era and, combined with the series' rich black and white photography, contribute to the show's unique overall look--sort of a chiaroscuro German Expressionist take on sci fi kitted out with 1960s cocktail culture accoutrements. But it is the show's feverishly whimsical set designs that provide its unmistakable visual signature. The command deck of the Orion, for example, is a riot of repurposed household objects, from the largely unadorned flat iron prominently fixed to one of the consoles, to the dozens of plastic pint glasses festooned across its ceiling, to the glass shower knobs that serve as dials on the control panels. The chairs the crew sit in are just normal desk chairs--though very stylish ones--and those parts of the set that aren't comprised of readymades have a wonderfully non-functional look, as if they were designed simply to look as weird as possible. Wrapping around this woozy aesthetic package is Peter Thomas' very contemporary musical score, a brassy mix of freak beat and lounge jazz that even ventures into some spacey, proto-electronic sounds reminiscent of Joe Meek's I Hear a New World album. (The choreographed "futuristic" dances that the Starlight Casino's patrons do to these tunes are best just seen and not described).

As I said, Raumpatrouille Orion - Rucksturz ins Kino is not the ideal way to experience Raumpatrouille, but it still provides a serviceable introduction. It should also serve as more than adequate proof that the show was anything but a third rate foreign Star Trek imitation. Whether it's actually better than Star Trek is for the viewer to decide. Personally, I prefer its decidedly--and necessarily, given the country and time of its origin--more jaundiced take on grand human endeavor, not to mention its rowdy and irreverent gang of heroes. After all, as courageous and selfless as the crew of the Enterprise may be, at the end of the day, its the crew of the Orion that I'd want to hang out with.



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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Some Girls Do

In addition to flying sports cars and a machine that mixes the perfect martini, one
of the accoutrements of worldly masculine adulthood that impressionable young boys weaned on sixties pop culture grew up to expect is the ready availability of pliant female robots. What surprises me about this particular trope is not just how much it turned up in movies, TV shows and dime fiction throughout the decade, but how much it showed up in stories that were ostensibly set in the then present day. It's as if the people who cooked up these ideas were somehow convinced that the technology already existed to create fembots, but that some self-appointed guardians of knowledge were conspiring to keep the discovery away from the general public--perhaps out of some misguided fear that people might use such an invention irresponsibly.

Of course, whenever these girl-tomatons appeared, it was almost invariably at the pleasure of some effete super-villain--and so they served the dual purpose of providing both audience titillation and an unflattering contrast to the manly hero, who, unlike his obviously hard-up nemesis, was fully capable of making actual flesh-and-blood women fall under his spell. These forty-some years later, science has still not--at least, to my knowledge--cracked the secret of producing fully functioning electronic women. I guess that an effete super-villain in the real world of today would have to settle for simply staffing his secret compound with a contingent of those creepy Real Dolls.

Which brings me to Some Girls Do, the second of British producer Betty E. Box's attempts to bring Herman Cyril McNeile's two-fisted 1930's fictional hero Hugh "Bulldog" Drummond into the late twentieth century. The first attempt, 1966's Deadlier Than the Male, was a film of many charms (Elke Sommer as a bikini clad assassin, a set piece involving giant robotic chessmen--a theme sung by Scott Walker, for God's sake!), and if you enjoyed that one, there is no reason why you wouldn't enjoy Some Girls Do, because this sequel brings with if all of the joys--as well as the flaws--of its predecessor. In fact the two films are so similar in almost every way, that its hard to believe that there are three years separating them.

Star Richard Johnson and director Ralph Thomas both return for this outing, as do writers David Osborn and Liz Charles-Williams (though this time without the help of Jimmy Sangster). Also returning is Drummond's arch nemesis, Carl Peterson, this time portrayed by James Villiers. As in Deadlier, Peterson has at his bidding a small private army of mercilessly efficient and stylishly under-dressed female assassins. Whereas Elke Sommer and Sylva Koscina lead that squad of killers in the first film, they are here replaced by Dalia Lavi and Bebe Loncar. I can only see that change in casting as an upgrade, because, as fetching as Sommer is in Deadly, for me nothing can compete with the dark beauty of the Israeli born actress Lavi--and that is an opinion that was fixed in my young mind many, many years ago, by the vision of Lavi strapped nude to a chrome table, verbally reducing Woody Allen to chum, at the end of Casino Royale.

As with Deadlier Than the Male, the tone of Some Girls Do is very similar to that of the Diana Rigg-era Avengers, in that where the plot ultimately leads us is really secondary in importance to the various tongue-in-cheek situations and quirky characters that we meet up with along the way. In that spirit we're given Robert Morley as an undercover ally of Drummond's who runs a cooking school under the name Miss Mary, and Ronnie Stevens as a bumbling fellow agent who tries to cover up the fact that he's a hopeless mama's boy with pathetic attempts to appear "with it" 1969-style. My favorite of these cameos is Florence Desmond's turn as Lady Manderley, a heroic (and, singularly among the rest of the female cast, middle-aged) female undercover operative who provides a nice counterpoint to the rest of the women on display, all of whom are either man-eaters or dim-bulbs. Or robots--specifically of the kind that are in every way identical to real women, except with large, elevator style "off" and "on" buttons on their necks (which I guess would put them squarely in the "tongue-in-cheek situation" category).

This is not to say that Some Girls Do's preoccupation with such zany business prevents it from delivering a fast paced--if somewhat preposterous--adventure narrative. A device that destroys by means of infrasonic waves is the macguffin here--and as Drummond tries to track it down, we're treated to that classic sixties spy movie scenario in which the villains, rather than sensibly staying on the down-low until the heat wears off, make repeated and increasingly brazen attempts on the hero's life, leaving a handy breadcrumb trail of botched assassination attempts that ultimately serves to lead the hero right to them. This, of course, makes for some exciting action set pieces--and I'm more than happy to forego character logic if by way of compensation I get Richard Johnson in a sleek, space-age glider being buzzed by a murderous Dalia Lavi in a bi-plane.

As for Johnson, I think that perhaps the decision to rework Drummond as a Bondian hero puts an unfair burden of expectation upon him. With his posh accent and relatively formal bearing, there's something slightly old world about him that prevents him from completely embodying the same fast-paced modernity that Connery's Bond does. At the same time, I think that this quality may in fact make him perfect for the role, because he manages to straddle both the bygone era of his character's origin and the modern era in which the filmmakers seek to place him. In any case, seeing as Drummond works for an insurance company, rather than some international spy organization, having him be a bit more on the conservative side serves less to strain credulity than were he to be presented as another Flint or Matt Helm.

While I can make peace with Johnson's performance, however, one thing that does get in the way of my enjoyment of Some Girls Do - just as it did with Deadlier Than the Male - is the producers' determination, presumably as an attempted capitulation to the American youth market, to team Drummond with a youthful American comic foil. In Deadlier, this role was filled by Steve Carlson as Drummond's American nephew Robert--and while Carlson managed not to be too annoying, he was distractingly unnecessary. On the other hand, in Some Girls Do, actress Sydne Rome--in her portrayal of "Flicky" (um, what?), an apparently love-struck American girl who ends up shadowing Drummond's every move--manages to be at once both unnecessary and annoying.

Still, it seems unfair to pick at Some Girls Do too much--because, like it's predecessor, its a film that's very generous in its intentions. Or at least it is if you're someone who appreciates a nicely appointed sixties espionage caper filled with international locations, outlandish set pieces, and beautiful women. That's not everyone, I know. But if it's you, Some Girls Do will be all over you like an eager-to-please robot love slave. And I'm sorry to tell you that that's about the closest you're ever going to come to that experience.

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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Temptress of a Thousand Faces

Thanks to the release over the past few years of a large portion of the Shaw Brothers catalog on DVD, it should no longer be a secret to anyone who cares that the venerable Hong Kong studio was responsible for far more than the martial arts movies that got imported to the U.S. or horror movies in which people vomit up snakes. Among the more delightful discoveries to come out of this digital mother lode is the handful of James Bond inspired pictures churned out by the studio during the late sixties. Of course, since most of these movies don't actually feature any spies or espionage (among the exceptions being the Angel With the Iron Fists series, which features Lilly Ho as a lady super spy ranked Agent 009) that influence is expressed mainly in terms of attitude and design. Films like The Golden Buddha and Summons to Death, for instance, share more in terms of narrative with romantic Hitchcock thrillers like North by Northwest or To Catch a Thief, yet still manage to include space age hidden compounds, knife's edge haberdashery, consumer objects with lethal hidden functions and, most importantly, a world well stocked with beautiful young women to serve as a sexual supermarket for the films' well-heeled and limitlessly mobile male protagonists.

Out of all these films, the 1968 actioner Temptress of a Thousand Faces comes the closest to being an exercise in pure style. Loaded with kink and anarchy--and set to a furious pace that both obliterates and makes redundant the need for coherence--it's a perfect example of the type of cinema experience that leaves you no choice but to simply let it wash over you. Furthermore, with it's focus on the heated and sexually charged conflict between two ass-kicking female leads, it's not only a precursor of the "Girls With Guns" HK films of the early 90s, but a virtual model for the frenetic violence and explosive Sapphic shenanigans of one of the gloriously trashy touchstones of that genre, Clarence Ford's 1992 Naked Killer. Since splashy style, riotous mod era design and latent lesbianism, all freed from the constraints of coherent storytelling are pretty much my bread and butter, it should come as no surprise that this one is a favorite of mine.

The film centers on the exploits of a shrewdly self promoting mistress of disguise, The Temptress of a Thousand Faces, who has captured the public imagination with a series of daring robberies. Seemingly eager to control her public image--and to perhaps prevent the media from saddling her with a less tongue-tripping appellation (seriously, try shouting that name in alarm the way so many character in this movie do so frequently)--she helpfully leaves a business card at the scene of each crime, and in one case presents a forged check with a signature that, once she has made her getaway, magically transforms to announce her true title before the check itself bursts into flames. Severe-yet-stylish-and-also-super-cute lady police detective Ji Ying (Tina Chin Fei), seeing the Temptress as a threat to the stability of society itself, makes a television appearance to denounce the arch villainess, which appears to somehow raise the Temptress's ire instantaneously. (In a perfect example of Temptress's dedication to breathless pacing over narrative logic, a crowd watches Ji Ying's statement on a stack of televisions displayed in the window of an electronics shop which, for no visible reason, erupts in a massive explosion the second the broadcast ends, an event that is never referred to once we've quickly moved on to the next scene.) Later that evening, after receiving delivery of a drugged rose, Ji Ying finds herself making the first of a long series of involuntary visits to the Temptress's secret lair.

The Temptress's cavernous subterranean lair, cartoonishly artificial, filled with outlandish props and bathed in lots of fog and Bava-esque colored lighting, is exactly the kind of set that Shaw Studios excelled at during its heyday - and it was undoubtedly reused as the lair of some sinister clan or other in one or more of their later martial arts movies. The Temptress, taking the decorative approach to human resourcing, has populated this spacious piece of super-villainous real estate with a retinue of veiled handmaidens, a small army of masked ninjas, and a number of machine gun toting female guards in black biker shorts. It is here that Ji Ying first finds herself at the mercy of the Temptress--and re-costumed in a flimsy negligee for the occasion. The Temptress first puts her through her paces, giving Ji Ying a chance to display her formidable kung fu in combat with the assorted ninjas and guards. Then it's time for some torture of a not entirely clear nature, involving spinning around really fast in a big glass chamber with flashing lights and sparks. (It certainly looks uncomfortable, but the agonized grimacing of its subject seems to imply that, beyond looking really cool, it's potentially lethal.)

Though it's elsewhere made clear that the Temptress has no qualms about killing folks who get in her way, she's content to let Ji Ying off with a warning, leaving open the option to again kidnap her and subject her to further abuse. In fact, as the movie progresses, it seems that the committing of daring robberies has moved down a couple of points on the Temptress's agenda to be replaced by the mandate to abduct and torment Ji Ying at every possible opportunity. Of course, by this point, it is not just Ji Ying, but also Ji Ying's lunky hunky boyfriend Yuk Dat who has become the object of the Temptress's obsession. And with that triangle established, the rest of the movie unfolds like a Jerry Springer catfight absurdly played out on the scale of grand action spectacle. The Temptress caps off her final imprisonment of Ji Ying by forcing her to watch via hidden camera as she, disguised as Ji Ying, seduces and makes love to Yuk Dat in his apartment. Of course, Ji Ying isn't one to react to such incursions passively and--no sooner than you can say "Oh no she di'int"--has, at the expense of many ninja lives, made a rage-fueled, lingerie-clad jailbreak and is zeroing in on the Temptress with payback in mind.

Like the other Shaw Brothers "spy" films mentioned up top, Temptress of a Thousand Faces is not, by nature of its story or setting, an actual spy film, but it has all of the trappings associated with those type of films of its era. In addition to the Temptress's fortified hidden lair and super-scientific implements of mayhem, we're treated to exploding compacts, trap doors, leering sexism, narrow escapes through secret passages, exotic girls dancing to surfy lounge music, and even pilfered bits of John Barry's score from You Only Live Twice (a film that a couple of sequences in Temptress owe a particular debt to). But the sixties spy movie trope that is most central to the film is the method of disguise employed by the titular villain, that great old Mission Impossible gag in which a clunky rubber mask magically assumes the texture and appearance of human skin once patted down onto the face, transforming the wearer, regardless of bone structure or body type, into the exact likeness of one of the other characters. Keep in mind that the Temptress's disguise as Ji Ying has to bear up to some very intimate scrutiny and you'll get a sense of just how far this already ridiculous scenario is pushed.

What sets Temptress apart from the other films mentioned, however, is the total extent to which its action is driven by its female characters. Even in the Angel With the Iron Fists films, the female hero is provided with a male co-star to help with the heavy lifting, but not here. The male love interest, Yuk Dat, is squarely placed in the traditional female role of lust object and imperiled victim, and, in a gender-reversed take on the third act business typical of these films, it's the need for Ji Ying to effect his rescue that sets the climax in motion. Interestingly, Yuk Dat is only able to move the action forward himself by dressing in female drag, as he does when he impersonates the Temptress to clear Ji Ying of a crime she's been framed for.

Temptress was directed by Chang-hwa Jeong, who is probably best know for directing King Boxer, aka Five Fingers of Death. Not surprisingly, it's a solid action film, loaded from start to finish with furious, multi-person fights and fast paced chases. Handily fulfilling both of the movie's primary objectives, Jeong films these sequences in an exciting manner while always managing to shoot the mini-skirted female participants from an angle designed to please the panty fetishists in the audience. He also shows a real eye for strikingly stylized compositions and lens-popping color, making Temptress a pop art cinematic comic book that is, if not in the same league of Danger: Diabolik, at least in the same ball park.

That Temptress can contain the clashing combination of slick style and mild sleaze referred to above is not that mean of a feat. Like a lot of Hong Kong cinema, it has it's share of conflicting tones (including some extremely broad slapstick), but manages to blend these better than most, glossing over its inconsistencies by way of sheer velocity. When it grinds to a halt at the end with an instance of painfully unfunny sexual comedy, you really see this made plain. The moment jars not because it is the film's most outrageous (it probably isn't), but because it occurs at a moment when the film has finally stopped to take a breath, thus giving you the opportunity to savor just how stank it is. That aside, Temptress of a Thousand Faces is a crazy, shiny object that stands out for me from an era and genre filled with crazy, shiny objects--one that, over the years, I have been pleased to repeatedly take from its box and twirl between my fingers. Seek it out and enjoy.

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