Friday, March 28, 2008What’s Up Tiger Lily? (1966) Directed by Woody Allen (and Senkichi Taniguchi)Tatsuya Mihasi, Akiko Wakabayashi, Mie Hama, Tadao Nakamaru, Susumu Kurobe, Woody Allen Music by The Lovin’ Spoonful “Meet me in the bedroom in five minutes and bring a cattle prod!" What’s Up Tiger Lily? Is a bit hard to explain, but here goes. At the height of the Bond craze in the mid sixties, Woody Allen went and bought himself a Japanese spy film called Kokusai himitsu keisatsu: Kagi no kagi (International Secret Police: Keys Of Keys), which had been released the previous year. Woody completely wiped the sound from the film and added his own dialogue and soundtrack. The film starts with a string of scenes from Kokusai himitsu keisatsu: Kagi no kagi with the original Japanese dialogue. Then we cut to an introduction with Woody Allen and an interviewer. Woody explains the concept behind the movie and how he put it together. After the introduction, the titles roll. They feature a little animated Woody running over a selection of candy coloured spy girl images – scantily clad girls with guns etc. Then the movie proper begins. Loveable rogue, Phil Moscowitz (Tatsuya Mihasi ) is an agent for the Asian Bureau of the International Secret Police. But despite his position, Phil spends most of his time womanising in a schoolboy kind of way. If there’s a keyhole to the women’s showers, you can be sure that Phil’s eye is pressed up against it. These days his actions would be considered sexual harassment, But Phil is just a good time boy looking for a bit of nookey. When we meet Phil, he is in a strip club watching a tasseled performer gyrate on stage. After the act, Phil is asked to dance. Rather than having the original dance sequence, Woody cuts in a musical performance by The Lovin’ Spoonful. Everybody knows the Spoonful’s song Summer In The City but most of their material didn’t have that hard edge. It is more in the ‘folk’ style, and frankly rather annoying. Don’t get me wrong I like a bit of folk music but not in a spy film. It’s out of place. But I guess that is what Woody was trying to do – place sounds and words that you wouldn’t normally associate with spy films, over the top of the film. But by adding a performance clip, it comes off as ‘snouts to the trough’ for a few mates – rather than an obtuse juxtaposition of music. We next meet Phil in his hotel room with the girl he met at the strip club. As she takes a shower, Phil prepares for a night of love. However, as he takes off his jacket, a bullet shatters the room window and narrowly misses Phil. A few more shots follow. Phil kills the lights, grabs his gun, and sticking close to the wall enters into a fire-fight with his would be assassin. As the shots continue to pepper Phil’s location, he tries to dash across the room. As he runs, the sniper takes aim and fires. Phil goes down. A few minutes later, the assassin comes over to check his handywork. As the assassin approaches Phil’s body, we find out that our hero has only being playing possum. He wasn’t hit at all. Phil literally pulls the rug out from under the sniper’s feet and a fist fight erupts. Now, the fights scenes are where the film is really funny. As the punches fly, Phil yells out a series of catch phrases that are repeated throughout the film. Maybe Woody had been watching a lot of dubbed Peplum films in preparation for this movie, because the dialogue includes lines like: ”Saracen Pig – Saxon Dog – Take this!” There’s not much point outling too much of the plot, as the story chops and changes to suit the jokes that Woody has written. But you’re probably wondering what the ‘spy story’ is. There is one of sorts. Crimelord, Shepard Wong (Tadao Nakamaru) has stolen an ‘Egg Salad’ recipe, and the good guys want it back. To complicate things further, another crimelord, Wing Fat (Susumu Kurobe) also want a piece of the ‘Egg Salad’ action. This leaves Phil and his partners Suki Yaki (Akiko Wakabayashi) and Teri Yaki (Mie Hama) to outwit two gangs of criminals and retrieve the recipe.In the second half of the film, the jokes fall away and the characters are left to play out the narrative they have been given. By this stage your ears will be accustomed to the unusual and silly voices coming out of their mouths, and therefore the comedic impact is muted. Sad as this may seem to some people, I find What’s Up Tiger Lily? an infuriating film. I am far more interested in the film underneath than Woody’s egg salad comedy. Kokusai himitsu keisatsu: Kagi no kagi is an entry in a series of Japanese spy films, and judging from the picture utilised in What’s Up Tiger Lily? they look like they were quite a good deal of fun. The first film in the series appears to be Kokusai himitsu keisatsu: shirei dai hachigo (International Secret Police: Order No 8), which was released in 1963. The next film (according to IMDB) is the curiously titled The Trap Of Suicide Kilometer, which was released in (1964). Then we have Kokusai himitsu keisatsu: Kagi no kagi (International Secret Police: Keys Of Keys), which we have briefly discussed above. And finally in 1967, there was Kokusai himitsu keisatsu: Zettai zetsumi (International Secret Police: Driven To The Wall) AKA: The Killing Bottle. In the end What’s Up Tiger Lily? is an interesting curio from a time when the world went spy crazy. But as a comedy, it struggles to provide laughs over a full 80 minutes. Even if you are a Woody Allen fan, he is not really in the movie. He performs four very brief scenes. Summarising, I’d call the movie an amusing failure. For the trivia hounds among you, Akiko Wakabayashi and Mie Hama appeared in the Bond film You Only Live twice, made a year later. ![]() Labels: Espionage, Stars: Woody Allen posted by David at 6:32 PM | 0 Comments | Links to this post Wednesday, March 26, 2008The Road To Hong Kong (1962) Directed by Norman PanamaBing Crosby, Bob Hope, Joan Collins, Robert Morley, Walter Gotell, Dorothy Lamour Cameo appearances by Peter Sellers, David Niven, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra Music by Robert Farnon Songs by Sammy Cahn and Jimmy Van Heusen I’ll confess that I am too young (ha, ha) to have watched and been a fan of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby. And this is the only ‘Road’ movie that I have seen. I chose to watch it because of the espionage related plot. From other sources this film is generally derided for being the weakest of the ‘Road’ movies, but from my point of view this is a fairly decent 1960’s spy spoof. What I find quite remarkable is that Road To Hong Kong was released in the US on 22 May 1962, a good 4 months before Dr. No was released in the UK (I mention the UK because The Road To Hong Kong was filmed in England. Incidentally Dr. No wasn’t released in the US till January 1963). Why am I comparing release dates? Well, The Road To Hong Kong is one of the better Bond send ups - only it was made before there were Bond films to send up. Firstly, the film features a title sequence by Maurice Binder. Secondly the production designer is Syd Cain, who worked uncredited on Dr. No (under Ken Adam), and as head on From Russia With Love, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, and Live And Let Die. Apart from Bond, Cain worked on, Hot Enough For June and The Billion Dollar Brain. Then we have the cast: Walter Gotell appeared in seven Bond films and provided the voice of General Gogol for the James Bond Jnr animated series. Next we have Niven and Sellers, who both appeared in the 1967 comedy version of Casino Royale. Okay Robert Morley and Joan Collins never appeared in a Bond film, but both of them are not strangers to the world of espionage. Morley appeared in Hot Enough For June, Some Girls Do, and When Eight Bells toll, plus many others. Collins appeared in the TV shows The Persuaders, Mission Impossible, and The Man From UNCLE. Theatrically she appeared in Subterfuge with Gene Barry. I think I have laboured the point, that while The Road To Hong Kong may not have been a very successful ‘Road’ picture, it was a very fertile training ground many of the people behind Bondmania and the spy-craze that swept the world during the sixties. Let’s have a look at the story. After the title sequence, which features a vaudevillian dance routine from Hope and Crosby, the film opens in Hong Kong, at the American Intelligence Organisation headquarters. They are concerned, because the Russians have just sent two men around the moon in a spacecraft. The most disconcerting thing for them though, is that the cosmonauts have American accents. They play a tape recording to demonstrate. The voices are of Hope and Crosby. At that moment a girl, Diane (Joan Collins) is allowed into the room. She claims to have knowledge of the space mission. She says it wasn’t the Russian who sent up the spacecraft. It was a group called The Third Echelon. She describes them as ‘more desperate, more intelligent, and infinitely more dangerous the the Americans or the Russians’. Diane, who used to be an agent for The third Echelon, explains the story via flashback... Ten days previously, in Calcutta, Harry Turner (Bing Crosby) and Chester Babcock (Bob Hope) are trying to sell a ‘Fly It Yourself’ interplanetary space suit to a gullible crowd. Harry is spruiking the suits virtues, how anyone can fly it, and you can go anywhere you want to go with one. These spacesuits consist a silver top and pants. Added to this are a helmet with a propeller on the top, and an engine, with another propeller strapped to the backside. To continue the Bond association, which I started in the opening paragraphs, the suit is like a cross between Little Nellie, the gyro-copter used in You Only Live Twice and the jet rocket pack that Bond used in the pre-title sequence in Thunderball. The innocent dupe, who was going to test fly the suit for the crowd does a runner at the last minute. Harry convinces Chester to put on the gear and demonstrate. Needless to say, it all goes horribly wrong. Chester ends up in hospital with amnesia. He cannot remember Harry, or even his own name. Chester is then taken to the best neurologist in India, who just happens to be Peter Sellers. Sellers Indian routine will be familiar to anyone who has watched Blake Edwards The Party. I know that in some circles, The Party is considered a comedy classic, but in my opinion, Sellers cameo in this movie is funnier. But that is a personal taste thing, you’ll have your own opinion. Sellers cannot restore Chester’s memory but he recommends a lamasery in Tibet (for those that don’t know, a ‘lamasery’ is where the ‘lamas’ live, as in Dalai Lama etc...). So, Harry and Chester prepare to catch a plane to Tibet. At the airport Diane is meeting an agent who has stolen a top secret Russian rocket fuel formula. The formula is passed to Diane on a series of cards, which she secrets away. In turn, she is to pass them on to a photographer who will take shots and make microfilm. The photographer is also to meet her at the airport. She’ll recognise the photographer from a symbol on his luggage - three concentric circles. Naturally there’s a mix up with the baggage, and Chester winds up carrying the photographer’s case. Diane approaches him and slides the formula into Chester’s coat pocket. Then Harry and Chester board their plane for Tibet, before Diane has time to realise her mistake. Harry and Chester arrive at the lamasery, and indeed they can cure Chester. In fact the secret herb that can restore his memory, can also help him remember anything he reads. Chester takes the drug and is cured. But now Harry and Chester are not allowed to leave the lamasery. They belong to the temple. This wont do, so the boys escape using the old patty-cake routine. Once you see it, you’ll know what I mean! As Harry and Chester are con-men always looking for an angle to make money, they also steal a phial of the herbs. They figure they can use it on stage for a ‘memory routine’. They fly back to Calcutta, and in their hotel room they decide to test the herbs. For the test they need something to read, and Chester pulls out the rocket formula from his jacket pocket. Chester takes the herbs, and reads the cards. Harry tests him on his knowledge and as he is successful, burns the cards. Unwittingly, now the formula only exists in Chester’s mind. Diane is still after the formula, and makes an arrangement with Harry. She will pay them $25,000 if they will go to Hong Kong and recite the formula. It is an offer too good to refuse, and off go our two intrepid heroes. Harry and Chester arrive at the home of the leader of the Third Echelon. By an amazing elevator, they are taken to an underground, and underwater lair which houses a rocket base. I must make mention of the set design at this point. It is all staggering good. Sure it is a little on the cartoon side, after-all this is a comedy, but everything from the control rooms, the rocket launch site, the submarines, and even the interior of the rocket capsule, with the banana feeding machine is extremely well done. The leader of the Third Echelon is Robert Morley. He demands that Chester reveals the secret formula. But this time the herbs don’t work (they have been substituted for tea). Chester cannot remember. Harry and Chester are sentenced to be killed. Their reprieve comes via one of the scientists, Dr. Zorbb (Walter Gotell). He suggests that they send Harry and Chester up into outer space instead of the two monkeys that were originally going to be sent. As you can see by the plot, it’s all very silly, as you expect from Hope and Crosby. But generally it is all pretty good fun. As this is the first ‘Road’ film in ten years for the boys, there are plenty of jibes about their respective ages. And as you’d expect, it’s the banter between the two stars that really drive this film along. Sure, you heard some of the jokes before (‘walk this way’), but these guys are old friends. For fans of the other film in the series, don’t expect too much from Dorothy Lamour. Her role is barely more than a cameo towards the end. As I mentioned at the top, as a ‘Road’ film, this may not be the funniest or the freshest, but at the beginning of the sixties, film styles were changing, and maybe without even realising they were doing it, the team behind The Road to Hong Kong were providing a taster of things to come. ![]() Labels: Espionage, Frank Sinatra, Stars: David Niven, Stars: Peter Sellers posted by David at 9:52 PM | 0 Comments | Links to this post Monday, March 24, 2008Lobster Quadrille (1964) Directed by Kim MillsPatrick Macnee, Honor Blackman, Burt Kwouk, Jennie Linden, Leslie Sands, Gary Watson, Corin Redgrave, Norman Scace Music by Johnny Danworth It is my considered opinion, that so far, Jet Set Cinema (or in this case Television) has not presented enough of The Avengers. It's an oversight that I am going to begin rectifying right now. I know you all want Emma Peel (so do I). But let's be patient and slowly build up to that. Lobster Quadrille is one of the most popular episodes of The Avengers for a couple of reasons. The first is that is the episode where we bid a fond farewell to the character Cathy Gale. The second reason is that Honor Blackman, who played Gale, left the show to film the James Bond film Goldfinger with Sean Connery. To reflect this, at the end of the episode, their are a few subtle in-jokes, which suggest she will go ‘pussy’-footing around on the sun soaked shores of the Bahamas. For those who don’t ‘get it’, the character that Blackman played in Goldfinger was Pussy Galore. So this episode is really one for the hard-core fans. Not that the story is inaccessible to ‘regular’ people. Far from it, it is simply the bigger fan that you are, the more you’d get from this episode. The episode starts with a man waiting in a fishing shack. At his feet is a dead man. The body is John Williams. He was an agent for the Ministry, who operated out of France. Recently he had been working on breaking a narcotics smuggling ring, but his investigative days are over. A second man, named Bush (Gary Watson) enters the fishing hut. The first guy explains what happened, then smashes a kerosene lamp. The two men leave as the hut goes up in flames. Two of the Ministries top agents are assigned to find out what happened. Enter John Steed (Patrick Macnee) and Cathy Gale (Honor Blackman). Their first port of call is the morgue. Among Williams personal effects, Cathy finds a very rare and valuable chess piece. She decides to follow that lead and find out more about chess. But Steed heads to the scene of the crime. At the hut, he meets the pathologist, Dr Stannage (Norman Scace). He has ascertained that Williams was shot and is now looking for the bullet. He doesn’t find it and moves on. This leaves Steed to his own devices. He starts poking around the hut, examining some charred pots of lobsters, when he is interrupted by Bush. Bush enquires as to Steed’s purpose at the hut. Steed says he is working for the Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries and is looking into the case. Steed also arranges a time to interview Bush in more formal surroundings, along with his boss, Captain Slim. Slim runs a fishing fleet that specialises in catching lobster, which it then sends all over the world. Meanwhile, Cathy arrives at the aptly named ‘The Chess Shop’, an establishment run by an oriental gentleman called Mason (Burt Kwouk). Cathy asks about acquiring a chess set in the same style as the piece she has acquired from Williams. Mason doesn’t have one in stock, but says to call back in a few days. Steed interviews Captain Slim and Bush, and both men assure him that they had never met Williams before and had no idea how a fire could have started in one of the fishing huts. Soon after, as the interview winds up, the Captain’s daughter in law, Katie Miles (Jennie Linden) arrives at the house. She was married to the Captain’s son, who tragically died in a boating accident a year ago. Now she works as an entertainer at a nightclub in London. Naturally Steed takes a shine to her, and arranges to meet her after work. I won’t outline any more of the plot, because the astute among you will have already pieced together this puzzle. It is exactly as you’d expect. Lobster Quadrille features chess motifs throughout the show. Black and white chequered floors abound, whether it be in the morgue, Steeds apartment or in Katie’s nightclub. Equally, on the walls, there are images of knights, kings and queens. It’s the kind of surreal environment that would become a feature of The Avengers in future episodes, and would dominate the shows with Cathy Gales successor, Emma Peel. Lobster Quadrille, like all the earlier episodes, doesn’t have the polish of the Emma Peel or Tara King era episodes, but it still is a good example of the show. These days, because Diana Rigg was so popular and successful as Emma Peel, she sort of overshadows Honor Blackman as Cathy Gale. But let’s not forget, in her time Cathy Gale was quite groundbreaking for a female lead in a television show. She wasn’t simply an appendage to Steed. She was an equal. In this particular episode, in fact Steed fails to rescue her. But that doesn’t matter, because Cathy is smart, tough and resourceful, and can get out of any trouble that she gets into. Lobster Quadrille is one of the core episodes of The Avengers. If you are a fan of The Avengers and haven’t seen it, you owe it to yourself to track it down. If, on the other hand, you’re just a casual observer who likes the colourful costumes and offbeat stories, well then, I suggest that you skip forward to the episodes from 1967. That’s the year when The Avengers went ‘colour’ and by this time the formulation of outlandish plots had been honed to perfection. Labels: The Avengers posted by David at 9:56 PM | 0 Comments | Links to this post From The Orient With Fury (1965) AKA: Fury In The Orient, Agent 077 Operation Istanbul , Fury In Istanbul, Fury On The Bosphorus, Storm Over The BosphorusDirected by Terrence Hathaway (Sergio Grieco) Ken Clark, Fernando Sancho, Margaret Lee, Philippe Hersent, Franco Ressel, Vitorrio Sanipoli, Mikaela Music by Piero Piccioni Songs ‘Before It’s Too Late’ and ‘You Wonderful You’ sung by Lydia Macdonald From The Orient With Fury (or any of the myriad of other names that this film goes by), is the second in the Ken Clark 077 series, and while being a slight step down form the first, Mission Bloody Mary, it is still a fairly slick Eurospy production. The film opens with a nice pop art rotoscope title sequence and Lydia Macdonald singing ‘Before It’s Too Late’. In Istanbul, Professor Franz Kurtz (Ennio Balbo) arrives at a hotel, with a coterie of reporters at his heels. He has just invented a Beta Ray that disintegrates metal. Accompanying the Professor is C.I.A. agent McFlint, whose job is to protect the Professor. As they pass through the hotel lobby McFlint is called to the telephone. As he takes the call, the Professor makes his way up to his room. Waiting for him inside are a handful of burly gorillas dressed as the house band. The Goons kidnap the Professor, smuggling him out, hidden in a case for a double bass. When McFlint finally makes it up to the Kurtz’s room, all he finds is a dead body slumped in an armchair. As McFlint investigates, the bomb goes off destroying the hotel room. Naturally, the authorities believe the dead man in the armchair was Professor Kurtz, and the newspapers of the world are filled with reports about his demise. Meanwhile in Paris, the Head of the C.I.A., Heston (Philpe Hersent) is meeting with Kurtz’s daughter, Romy. He explains that he had the fingerprints checked and is positive that her father is alive. Now he intends to put his best man on the case to find the Professor. That man is Dick Malloy – Agent 077 (Ken Clark). When we catch up with Dick Malloy, he is involved in a bar fight. For what reason, we never find out. As he is on holidays, maybe that is how he relaxes? Mid fight he is interrupted by a telephone call from Heston, and is sent to Paris for a briefing. Malloy’s mission is to pick up the trail of the kidnappers and the Professor. His first task is to meet with one of the Professor’s colleagues, Preminger, at a night club called Martignon. Malloy is at the club at the allotted time. But unfortunately Preminger is followed by the hoods who kidnapped Professor Kurtz. Before he can talk to Malloy, he is silenced by a poison needle. With his dying breath Preminger says to Malloy, ‘Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony’. With barely a lead to go on, Malloy proceeds to Preminger’s house in a black Chevolet. Naturally enough for this sort of film, the villains of the piece, follow Malloy and a car chase takes place. As it is a spy film, Malloy’s car comes equipped with rear machine guns, and he disables his pursuers vehicle. And since we are talking about cars, one thing puzzles me about the appearance of Malloy’s black Chevy. I realise the 077 films do not have the budget of a Bond or a Flint, and sometimes things have to be done on the cheap. What I find strange though, is that the film-makers were too lazy to clean the bird-shit off the car windows before shooting the scenes. It is quite strange to see an urbane, sophisticated secret agent driving with two giant ‘splats’ on his driver’s side window, next to his head – classy stuff! A spy film like this, would be complete without a bevy of beautiful women, and this film has three. The first, I have already mentioned, is Romy Kurtz (Evi Marandi). She’s also a scientist like her father, but unlike him, she has been completing her work in Moscow, and she is not so keen for her father’s work to be handed over to the American’s if Malloy should succeed. Next we have the evil villainess, Simone Coplan (Fabienne Dali). She gives as good as she gets, and for her trouble she gets slapped around a little bit. Not only does she have to put up with some violent treatment, she has to put up with Malloy saying clumsy dialogue like: ‘Out with it, baby!’ as he crudely tries to interrogate her. After two thirds of the film have passed, a favourite for fans of Eurospy films, Margaret Lee makes an appearance. Her character is also a secret agent called, Evelyn Stone. When we first meet Stone, she is in Malloy’s hotel suite and taking a shower. She teams up with Malloy at the end to track the villains to their lair and find the Professor. But mostly, she gets to play her signature role, another ditzy blonde. But hey, that’s why we like her! What makes this film the weakest of the three Ken Clark, Dick Malloy films is that the villains role and character are hardly defined. Goldwyn (Franco Ressel), the architect of this evil plot is barely seen throughout the picture till the very end, and then he is hardly menacing. In fact, Simone Coplan would have been better as ‘the chief’. From The Orient With Fury is not a complete waste of time, and is a fairly slick Eurospy production, but it does seem to lack direction and a climax worthy of the preceding hundred minutes. It is not my policy to endorse any particular company or product, but if you searching for a copy of this film, rather than scouring the grey market, Dorado Films Inc, in the United States have released a nice clean copy on DVD. ![]() Labels: Espionage, Eurospies, Stars: Ken Clark posted by David at 12:22 AM | 0 Comments | Links to this post Saturday, March 22, 2008Mission Bloody Mary (1965) AKA Agent 077 Mission Bloody Mary Operation Blue Lotus Directed by Terrence Hathaway (Sergio Grieco) Ken Clark, Mitsouko, Philippe Hersent, Helga Liné Music by Angelo Francesco Lavagnino Mission Bloody Mary is one of the best entries in the Eurospy genre. Ken Clark is Dick Malloy, Agent 077, on the trail of The Black Lotus, an evil organisation who have stolen a nuclear warhead. Sure, the film borrows heavily from Thunderball and even From Russia With Love but is done fairly slickly and paced so rapidly, you don’t have time to notice the holes in the plot. Let’s look at the holey plot. It’s an absolutely miserable night. As the rain teems down a military jeep makes it’s way toward the Strategic Air Command base in Coatbridge (near Glasgow) A loan airforce officer is driving. As he approaches the base, a young lady, Kuan (Mitsouko), all dressed in red and soaked to the skin, flags him down. Her car has broken down. He offers assistance (who wouldn’t?) For his trouble he ends up with a knife in his belly. Two other men emerge from the shadows. One on them dons an airforce uniform and takes the officers place behind the wheel. He proceeds to the base and past the sentries. The movie cuts to a montage of newspapers from around the world. Each proclaims that a U.S. aircraft carrying nuclear warheads has crashed in France. In Washington intelligence chiefs have gathered and are discussing the incident. The plane was carrying a new nuclear weapon, the B-32, also known as ‘The Bloody Mary’. When the crash site was examined, the weapon was gone. It is agreed the weapon has be recovered discreetly. The head of the C.I.A., Mr. Heston (Philippe Hersent)assigns his best agent, Dick Malloy. Agent 077 (Ken Clark). Clark is a big hairy mountain of a man, which is a bit of a plus. When he gets into a fist-fight (which happens quite a bit), you can actually believe if he hit you, it would hurt. On the negative side (and this might just be the dubbing), he doesn’t seem too bright. He walks into a lot of traps set by the enemy. When we first meet Malloy, he is entertaining a young lady. Barely dressed, they are rolling around on the bed, drinking champagne, and listening Nat King Cole records (well that’s the record sleeve beside the player - although it sounds remarkably like an instrumental of the title tune). His nocturnal activities are disrupted when he is called into the office. In the best sense of sixties style and fashion, Malloy slips on a snazzy red turtleneck (and trousers) and heads into the office. His briefing takes place on the target range, where he is being fitted with a new range of weapons. Heston explains that The Black Lily, an evil organisation, is behind the theft of The Bloody Mary. Their headquarters are in France at the Betz Clinique. Malloy’s contact there will be Dr. Freeman. And in the best tradition of spy movies, there is a code phrase that Malloy will use to identify himself: ‘I am an old friend from San Francisco’. Sooner rather than later, Malloy turns up at the Betz Clinique and makes his pre-arranged rendezvous with Dr. Freeman. Malloy is delighted to find out that Dr. Freeman is in a fact Elsa Freeman (Helga Liné), a woman. Mission Bloody Mary has some good scenes. There’s a roof top gun battle, a sequence on a train (what good spy film doesn’t have a train scene?), a barroom brawl, and a stoush in the cargo hold of a ship. And there’s the usual double crossing, and false identities that you’d expect in a spy film. The movie also features a good musical score by Angelo Francesco Lavagnino. It’s a brassy trumpet sound, which at times seems like it would be better suited to a Spaghetti Western than a spy film. But all in all, this is a pretty good Eurospy package. It is not my policy to endorse any particular company or product, but if you are searching for a copy of this film, rather than scouring the grey market, Dorado Films Inc, in the United States have released a nice clean copy on DVD. ![]() Labels: Espionage, Eurospies, Stars: Ken Clark posted by David at 7:23 PM | 0 Comments | Links to this post Wednesday, March 19, 2008C.Q. (2001)![]() Directed by Roman Coppola Jeremy Davies, Angela Lindvall, Élodie Bouchez, Gerard Depardieu, Billy Zane, Jason Swartzman, Giancarlo Giannini, John Phillip Law, Dean Stockwell Music by Mellow C.Q. is a curious little film from Roman Coppola (Son of Francis, brother of Sophia). It is set in the final months of 1969 and stars Jeremy Davies as Paul, a film editor on a European sci-fi/secret agent film. This fictitious film is an Italian French co-production and is being filmed in Paris. The film, Dragonfly is being directed by Andrezej (Gerard Depardieu). Andrezej is a radical who does not want to pander to the mainstream, and has no ending for his film. But he does not want an ending. He thinks the film is complete the way it is, ending with a whimper, not a bang. Unfortunately for Andrezej, the film’s producer Enzo Di Martino (Giancarlo Giannini) is not happy about the weak ending and fires the director. He replaces him with schlock film maker Felix De Marco (Jason Swartzman). De Marco, who appears to have Attention Deficit Disorder ends up opting out of the Dragonfly after he breaks his leg in an automobile accident. Paul is called up to the plate to direct the remaining portions of the film, complete with a brand new ending. But Paul cannot think of a new ending. C.Q. (Seek You) is put together rather stylishly, using three different techniques. Firstly is a black and white cinema verité style. These scenes reflect Paul’s journey as a person as he moves from 1969 into 1970. At home he films small slices of his life, along with his long suffering and neglected girlfriend, Marlene (Élodie Bouchez). The second technique employed by Coppola, is your standard, film-making. It’s in colour. It’s low-key and doesn’t draw attention to itself. This is used during the narrative portions of the film. This is how the story moves forward from point A to point B. The third and most visually impressive style, are the scenes from the 60’s sci-fi/secret agent film that Paul is working on. The sets, the costumes, music and special effects all hark back to the techniques used on films from the 1960’s. These scenes are candy coloured and deliberately artificial. For fans of films from this era, a lot of fun can be had trying to spot the influences and direct film references. The obvious ones are Danger: Diabolik, Barbarella and Modesty Blaise, but there are more to be found. In fact, Diabolik himself, John Phillip Law has a role as the head of the group that hire Dragonfly. What is Dragonfly about? The movie Dragonfly features Angela Lindvall as Agent Codename Dragonfly (it is deliberately worded awkwardly to reflect some of the clumsy English translations of 60’s European films). Dragonfly is hired to infiltrate a militant revolutionary group who have a secret base on the dark side of the moon. The revolutionaries are headed by Mister E. (Billy Zane), and he has invented a powerful new weapon that can freeze people in time. The weapon itself resembles a red bulbous pistol, but to me, it looks like a capsicum. Dragonfly has to fly to the moon; enter the secret base; retrieve the capsicum, er, weapon, and return home. It must be said that Angela Lindvall looks fantastic, and echoes the sex kittens from the sixties. And Billy Zane seems to having a great deal of fun as the revolutionary leader. ![]() On the MGM/UA R1 DVD, on the flip side of the disk, you can watch the Dragonfly movie, which at around 20 minutes, is perfect for those with short attention spans. The soundtrack by Mellow is absolutely fantastic. It sounds incredibly sixties, more so than any soundtrack that is actually from the sixties. And it moves through the real world and the film world with consummate ease. My favourite snippet is the Dragonfly Carchase, which reflects Ennio Morricone’s long lost Diabolik soundtrack. Also the song Take Me Higher, featuring vocals by Allison David is pure, smooth, sixties pop. Again, I could compare it to Deep Deep Down off the Diabolik score, but that would be unfair to Mellow. Sure this music is derivative of many sixties soundtracks, but this is a loving homage, rather than plagiarism. I am sure the album is licensed by different companies for different territories around the world, but the soundtrack to C.Q. is available from Shock Records Australia. C.Q. is a film that I enjoyed immensely, although it will not be everyone’s cup of tea. Because it has so many styles and stories running simultaneously, each viewer will enjoy different aspects of the film. Obviously I am drawn to the Eurospy homage. Others may connect with the drama of Paul’s personal life. Some will be fascinated by the inside look at the film making process (albeit from the sixties). It’s the type of film you will respond to on the strength of your own personal experience. I can imagine people watching this film and afterwards feeling rather cold, and wondering what the hell it was all about. From my point of view I highly recommend C.Q.. It is original and clever film making. ![]() Labels: Science Fiction posted by David at 8:27 PM | 0 Comments | Links to this post Tuesday, March 11, 2008Kelly’s Heroes (1970) Directed by Brian G. HuttonClint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Donald Sutherland, Don Rickles, Carroll O’Connor, Gavin MacLeod, Stuart Margolin, Jeff Morris, Harry Dean Stanton, Gene Collins, Perry Lopez, Hal Buckley, Karl-Otto Alberty Music by Lalo Schifrin After Where Eagles Dare, Clint Eastwood had starred in two flop movies. First there was Paint Your Wagon, which was one of the failures that nearly forced Paramount pictures into bankruptcy. Then he followed it up with Two Mules For Sister Sara, which again, wasn’t quite the success that he had hoped. Naturally, he looked at making another Where Eagles Dare to get punters bums back on seats. The result was Kelly’s Heroes. But Kelly’s Heroes is a bit different – it isn’t another blood and guts, shoot ‘em up, - it’s a caper film. The film opens during the middle of a battle. Mortar shells are raining down and buildings are exploding. Behind enemy lines, Private Kelly (Clint Eastwood) has captured himself a German Intelligence Officer. He brings him back for interrogation. Inside the German’s attaché case, Kelly finds two lead bars. When questioned, the German says if he was captured he was to throw the case in a river. The lead weights were to weigh it down. Then Kelly notices that a bit of lead has been scraped away at the bottom of one of the bars. It looks like the lead coating is to disguise the gold bar underneath. Kelly starts plying the Officer with brandy to find out more. The liquor eventually loosens the Officer’s tongue, and he reveals that 14,000 gold bars have been placed in a bank in the town of Claremont. Claremont is 20 miles behind enemy lines, and the town (and bank) are guarded by three Tiger Tanks. But Kelly thinks that he has been getting shot at, mortared and bombed on for virtually no reward at all. Why not make a little extra out of it? He decides to go after the gold. Luckily, his platoon, which is under the leadership of Big Joe (Telly Savalas) has just been relieved of duties on the front line, and has three days rest. Kelly convinces them all, that they should risk their lives, behind enemy lines to rob the bank. But Kelly needs a little bit of help from a few outsiders. The first is Crapgame (Don Rickles). Crapgame is the supply officer. Through him, Kelly arranges all the weapons, ammunition and supplies he needs for the incursion. To go up against the three Tiger tanks in Claremont, Kelly enlists the aid of a misfit named Oddball (Donald Sutherland), who is in command of three Sherman tanks. With the motley crew assembled, the men head off into the warzone, each expecting a share in a $16,000,000 payday. Of course, it isn’t all beer and skittles, and the platoon has to face quite a few hardships before reaching their objective. The film has a great ending too. When our squad of men have reached the bank in Claremont, and overcome nearly all obstacles, there is one last little hiccup. Parked in front of the bank is a Tiger tank that steadfastly refuses to move. Kelly’s Heroes features a top-notch ensemble cast. Of course there’s Eastwood – he plays his role fairly straight. Kelly is resourceful and brave, but he has been busted back from lieutenant to private for a mistake that was not his fault. Basically, he is now at war with the system. Eastwood didn’t carry, Where Eagles Dare (Burton was the star) but here, the film falls solely on his shoulders. Thankfully he is helped out by Savalas, who also plays it straight and tough. But you need straight guys to play opposite Donald Sutherland. Sutherland plays one of the weirdest characters to populate a World War II drama. Oddball is a sixties style hippy...and sure he maybe out of place in 1944, but his scenes are hilarious. Then you’ve got Don Rickles (for the youngsters reading this – Mr. Potato Head). Rickles is Rickles. He doesn’t really change. And Harry Dean Stanton has a small early role (cos a repo-man spends his life getting into tense situations). The music by Lalo Schifrin is good (did you expect anything else?) but it doesn’t have the rhythmic hooks that some of his other scores do. It often falls back on staccato military drum beats, which I ‘think’ are intended to evoke Ron Goodwin’s score from Where Eagles Dare. For the showdown at the end of the movie, the score even veers into mock Morricone territory, harking back to Eastwood’s Dollars trilogy. The title song, ‘Burning Bridges’, by the Mike Curb Congregation is pleasant enough piece of early 70’s bubblegum pop, but it is not particularly memorable outside this film. Although Kelly’s Heroes is directed by Brian G. Hutton, the man behind Where Eagles Dare, the two films are very different. Where Eagles Dare is a rip-roaring adventure film, but Kelly’s Heores combines two genres – the War film and the Caper film. The idea almost works, but it does result in a little uneveness. Sometimes the film is a very serious war drama, and shows the consequences of death in a war zone. This is amplified by the fact that Kelly’s platoon choose to go after the gold at their own personal risk. Then right beside these poignant scenes, they’ll insert Carroll O’Connor’s ham fisted cartoon antics. It doesn’t always gel. But overall, I believe that Kelly’s Heroes is a fine, and extremely entertaining film. ![]() Labels: Classic Caper, Stars: Clint Eastwood posted by David at 11:47 PM | 1 Comments | Links to this post Where Eagles Dare (1968) Directed by Brian G. HuttonRichard Burton, Clint Eastwood, Mary Ure, Ingrid Pitt, Derren Nesbitt, Patrick Wymark, Michael Hordern, Anton Differing, Robert Beatty, Donald Houston, Peter Barkworth, William Squire, Neil McCarthy, Brook Williams Music by Ron Goodwin Based on the novel by Alistair MacLean It is often a fine line between some war films and some spy films, but generally the nature of the mission helps to separate the films into their correct categories. There is no mistaking that Saving Private Ryan is a war film. Whereas Where Eagles Dare, I believe is a spy film. At no time are the characters referred to as ‘soldiers’ - they are always referred to as ‘agents’. Also they are dressed in enemy uniform which makes them spies. So Where Eagles Dare is one of the great spy films. It is also one of the great ‘Boys Own Adventures’. Sure, if you analyse the story carefully, you’ll realise that it is biggest load of nonsense ever contrived. But it was never meant to be art. It was meant to provide thrill-a-minute action, and a plot full of twists and turns. And on that level, Where Eagles Dare succeeds admirably. The film opens with a German warplane flying over the Austrian Alps. Although it looks German, it is English and it is transporting seven men on a dangerous mission. As the plane moves towards it’s destination, the film flashes back to the mission briefing. They are told that an American General, Carnaby (Robert Beatty), who was travelling by plane to meet his opposite number in Russia, has been shot down. He has been captured and taken to a Nazi fortress called the Schloss Adler in Bavaria. Carnaby holds the key to the Allieds next major offensive and time is of the essence. They must rescue him, before the German’s get any information out of him. The mission is to parachute in, infiltrate the Nazi fortress, rescue the General and get out. Sounds easy, doesn’t it? Some of the men on the mission are Major Smith (Richard Burton). He is the leader of the group. Next on board is Lieutenant Schaffer (Clint Eastwood). Schaffer is a walking arsenal. Then there’s Capt. James Christiansen (Donald Houston), Edward Berkeley (Peter Barkworth), Capt. Philip Thomas (William Squire), Sgt. Harrod (Brook Williams), and Sgt. Jock MacPherson (Neil McCarthy), who are all M.I.5 operatives. After the briefing the film cuts back to the mission at hand, and the men parachute out of the plane and into the snow. There’s no point outlining too much of the plot as it would take as long as Alistair MacLean’s novel, on which the film is based. But there are double crosses, triple crosses, and convoluted twists and turns throughout, that will keep you guessing and on the edge of your seat.. You cannot talk about Where Eagles Dare without mentioning the cable car sequence. Two German spies are trying to make their escape down the mountain in a cable car when Smith attempts to stop them by leaping onto the roof of the car as it starts down. On the roof top, he attempts to plant a bomb, but the two spies inside the car, crawl out the windows and onto the roof. It’s a staggeringly suspenseful and well staged action scene, and one that was almost replicated in the James Bond film Moonraker, made eleven years later. Hardly any of the characters in Where Eagles Dare are who or what they seem and certainly cannot be trusted – with the exception of good old Lt. Schaffer. Eastwood as Schaffer is pretty wooden, but it doesn’t really detract from the film. Eastwood’s acting is really limited to blowing things up or shooting people. It doesn’t require much emoting. The real star of the movie is Richard Burton as Major Smith, the mission leader. Smith is the only character who really knows what the hell is going on. Even though it’s an action film, Burton still gives a commanding performance. His voice is so authorative, and in places threatening, it’s easy to believe the contrivances the script forces upon his character. The film also feature’s a couple of beauties. After all this film was made in the sixties, and even a war film still has to adhere to the swinging sixties ethos. Mary Ure stars as Mary Elison, another spy who is working with Smith. And Ingrid Pitt has a small role as the buxom bar wench, Heidi. Also worth mentioning is Derren Nesbitt as Major Von Harpen. He is the Gestapo Officer at Schloss Adler, and although Nesbitt’s role is fairly small, his presence and threatening persona dominate the middle of the film. The music by Ron Goodwin is exceptional. It is deliberately melodramatic, and follows the plot twists well. It also makes great use of staccato – almost machine gun style - military drums. Where Eagles Dare is one of the best films of it’s kind, and despite it’s age, it holds up incredibly well today. ![]() Labels: Espionage, Stars: 'Dirty' Derren Nesbitt, Stars: Clint Eastwood, Stars: Richard Burton posted by David at 7:39 PM | 0 Comments | Links to this post Monday, March 10, 2008Cazadores de Espias (1969) The Mexican film industry's contributions to the 1960s spy craze tend to be on the whimsical side. If they don't feature a masked wrestler in a pivotal role, they tend to be something along the lines of Agente 00 Sexy, in which heroine Amadee Chabot spends a lot of time wearing a Frederick's of Hollywood-style cat costume. Given the overall zany-ness of the field, then, I do not say lightly that Cazadores de Espias (Spy Hunters) may very well be the silliest of them all. Strangely, though, it doesn't start out that way--and that makes watching Cazadores de Espias sort of like watching a movie that's gradually losing its mind.The nominal star of Cazadores de Espias is Carlos East, a serviceably suave Mexican actor who had previously filled secret agent roles in films like Blue Demon Destructor de Espias and Noche de Muerte. After a relatively sober set-up, however, East takes a backseat to the comedic antics of Eleazar "Chelelo" Garcia and Leonarilda Ochoa, from which point on he makes only intermittent appearances, in scenes that give the impression that he still thinks he's in a serious spy film. These scenes do demonstrate that East is a credible espionage hero, but the fact that they are more often than not followed by a weird musical number, or a scene in which an out-of-shape masked luchadore has a farcical wrestling match with a robot while being cheered on by mini-skirted go-go girls, sort of takes the wind out of his sails. (By the way, a note to novices of Mexican popular cinema: If you're not a fan of broad comic relief characters, avoid all Mexican actors whose screen credit incorporates a whimsical nickname, such as German "Tin Tan" Valdez, Ernesto "Evaristo" Alban, or, most pertinently, Eleazar "Chelelo" Garcia,) Cazadores is a spy film whose plot--to the extent that I can make it out without the aid of subtitles--revolves around real estate. At issue is a piece of commercial property whose grounds are rich with a particular type of mineral that is useful in making some kind of advanced weapon. There are two competing groups of enemy agents who are trying to get their hands on the property, and in the course of trying to root them out, Interpol agent Ramiro is killed, leaving his brother Ricardo (East) to take his place. The spies have disposed of the building's current owner and think that the property is now theirs to take, but it turns out that the owner had two distant heirs--cousins played by Garcia and Ochoa--who are in line to inherit it. Once those heirs take possession of the building, their elimination becomes the spies' main order of business, followed very closely by the spies' imperative to eliminate one another. The first group of competing spies is one lead by the masked Mister X, a gang whose super villain uniforms and accoutrements are so ridiculous that they make the trappings of the typical Kommisar X film look like those of a staid John Le Carre adaptation. The second group is lead by the evil beauty Sylvana, who is played by the gorgeous and always welcome Maura Monti. The Italian born Monti was a staple of Mexican genre films during the sixties, starring in a number of espionage films--SOS Conspiracion Bikini and Con Licencia Para Matar--as well as a ton of lucha movies, before retiring from the screen at the outset of the seventies. Fans of quality Mexican cinema will probably remember her most fondly for La Mujer Murcielago, a film in which she wears a costume that's identical to that worn by TV's Batgirl, except in that, where Batgirl wears a skintight body suit, Monti wears mostly just skin. Judging from the type of roles she usually played, Monti's timely retirement might well have been due to her feeling there was no place for her in a world where minis and white go-go boots were out of fashion. In any case, Cazadores de Espias provides a great showcase for the actress, as not only does she get to model a wardrobe full of colorful and revealing mod fashions, but also to sink her teeth into a wonderfully over-the-top man-eater role. Sylvana's introduction, during which we see her blithely feeding puppies to her pet carnivorous plant as her trembling minions look on, is one of Cazadores' best moments.While tongue-in-cheek from the get-go, Cazadores de Espias finally takes an irretrievable turn toward the bizarre when it comes to what exactly Garcia and Ochoa plan to do with the property they've inherited. The two bicker for a while over whether to turn it into a wrestling arena or a go-go club, but eventually decide to do both. The result is pretty much what you'd get if you dropped a wrestling ring down in the middle of the Hullabaloo set; mixed in with masked wrestling scenes that broadly parody the largely parody-proof lucha film genre, we get actual performance clips from a number of Mexican pop acts of the period, as well as some more traditional musical numbers from Garcia and Ochoa--all and sundry accompanied by an army of frugging dancing girls in peaked caps and neon minis. When Monti's Sylvana takes a job as the club's star dancer, the deal is sealed, and you just have to either go with Cazadores de Espias' goofy flow or give up on it altogether. One factor that I'd venture makes Cazadores worth sticking with is the music itself. Not only does it boast a deadly infectious Mexi-spy theme by Cesar Carrion, but its musical numbers feature some acts that are either actually pretty enjoyable or at least interesting for their novelty value. Among them are Los Rockin Devils, who play an appealing sixties-style rocanrol, and the garage psychedelic band Shadow of the Beasts, who play what sounds like a mostly improvised number that devolves into lots of maniacal laughter. It's a far cry from the jazz-inflected languor of the typical spy movie soundtrack, but given the manic nature of what's transpiring on screen, it's a fitting accompaniment. There are few guarantees in this life, but if you come to Cazadores de Espias expecting an espionage film that is serious on any level, I can guaranty that you will be disappointed. However, if you think that you would enjoy a film that devotes a lot of reckless energy to the task of topping its every successive instance of flamboyant stupidity, this is one you should definitely sign up for. I, of course, love it to death--and depending on your temperament, you can take that as a strike for or against. Labels: Espionage, lucha, Star: Maura Monti posted by Todd at 6:06 PM | 0 Comments | Links to this post Sunday, March 9, 2008The Black Rose (1965) The director Chor Yuen is probably today best known for the sumptuous fantasy wuxia films he crafted while under contract to Hong Kong's Shaw Brothers studio during the seventies and early eighties. Indeed, titles like Killer Clans, The Magic Blade and Clans of Intrigue, marked as they are by Chor's unique ability to meld gauzy, haunted romanticism and state-of-the-art martial arts action within an immediately recognizable and alluringly narcotic visual style, present themselves as signature works, the result of a perfect marriage of director and genre. This makes it all the more surprising that these films were, to some extent, a lucrative tangent occurring well into a long directorial career stretching back to the late fifties--one encompassing equally prolific and accomplished work in the areas of social realism and romantic drama.Still, a look at one standout example of the director's early ventures into action cinema, 1965's The Black Rose, reveals an imprint that is just as clearly recognizable in his later, beloved work for the Shaws. For even at this relatively youthful stage in his career, working within the tight budgetary constraints of the Cantonese language film industry of the sixties, Chor demonstrates a sensitive stylistic touch that suffuses this irresistible pulp confection with a palpable sense of elegance, glamour and romance. With The Black Rose, Chor performed an innovative trick of genre alchemy, taking the female-centric swashbuckling of early wuxia cinema and the populist heroics of Chinese folklore and placing them in a contemporary urban setting. Perhaps inescapably, the film also pays service to the then pervasive influence of the Bond films, as well as to the campy pop art aesthetic that would find its most visible expression a year later with the Batman TV series in the US. Appropriate to its tale of daring masked avengers, The Black Rose also seems to owe a debt to the Republic serials of the forties--not to mention other American studio product of that time. Made in 1965, it has the look of a Hollywood film from twenty--even thirty--years previous. And this is to its distinct advantage. Being the product of a Cantonese film industry geared toward turning out product quickly and cheaply (locked, as it was, in competition with the increasingly dominant--and considerably more lavishly funded--Mandarin language studios) The Black Rose is to some extent restricted to the limited, minimally dressed sets typical of Cantonese films at the time. Though these lack the lush, finicky detail found in those of his Shaw Brothers films, Chor does manage some expressive design flourishes--the gigantic abstract painting that covers an entire wall of one set, a particularly oppressive looking grandfather clock, and the sleek and up-to-the-minute mod furniture favored by the films protagonists among them--that contribute to The Black Rose having a far more stylized look than might be expected. And what the film lacks in art direction, Chor more than compensates for with a surfeit of old school Hollywood style. There is a rich, beckoning depth to his tight black and white compositions, and, when he is filming his attractive stars, he renders them so luminous that all incidental detail becomes irrelevant. One need only look at some of the other, comparatively slap-dash products of the industry at the time to see why The Black Rose--with it's lustrous, handsome and meticulously crafted look--was a solid stand-out, as well as a big box office hit. The Black Rose opens with a costume party hosted at the home of a wealthy and beautiful Hong Kong socialite, Chan Mei-yu. The film's lines of combat are drawn immediately--and none too subtly--by the device of having the revelers, all members of the moneyed elite, cavorting about in an assortment of grotesque children's Halloween masks (in lieu of the frilly period costumes and domino masks you'd typically see in one of these "fancy dress ball" scenes). Suddenly the room erupts in panic as a black clad, hooded female figure makes a dramatic appearance on the landing above the dance floor. It's The Black Rose, a Robin Hood-like cat burglar who preys on the rich for the benefit of the city's poor and downtrodden. As a handy squad of police officers swarm to apprehend her, the mystery woman laughs and cheerfully removes her mask. Much to the relief of the assembled fat cats, it's the lovely hostess herself, simply sporting a topical costume for the occasion. The joke here, of course, is that, while her well-heeled guests play at dress-up, the true nature of Chan Mei-yu's masquerade is that she is posing as one of them--for in reality she actually is The Black Rose, a sworn enemy to everything they stand for. Or, rather, Chan Mei-yu is half of The Black Rose. Because, unknown to the public at large, The Black Rose is actually two people. Chan Mei-yu's younger sister, Chan Mei-ling, also wears the Rose's black suit and hood, and alternates between going solo (and thus providing her sister with an alibi should anyone suspect her) and working in tandem with Chan Mie-yu under that guise. By means of this ruse the both of them manage not only to avoid detection, but to also on occasion overwhelm some chosen mark by appearing to come at him from both sides at once. Out of costume, the two gamely play at being a sort of swinging sixties Chinese version of the Hilton sisters. By all appearances the subjects of a pampered and frivolous existence, they spend their downtime cheerfully separating the gang of horny old saps who court them from their cash, giving nothing more than a wink in return. One thing that is obvious from all of Chor Yuen's work is that he was a director who was very good at--and who clearly enjoyed--working with actresses. Well drawn and powerful female characters were a staple of his films, and he clearly knew how to feature and photograph the women who played them to best advantage. The Black Rose provides an ideal showcase for this particular strength, as the director here works with a pair of especially talented and charismatic female stars in the lead roles. Playing Chan Mei-yu is the radiant Nam Hung, an actress who had already worked in front of the camera for Chor on several occasions, and who, in addition to starring here, also acted as co-producer with him on The Black Rose. (She would also soon afterwards become his wife.) Here she does a winning job of personifying the film's winking sense of fun, while at the same time conveying the gravitas appropriate to a woman whose past has driven her to follow such an extraordinary calling. In the role of Chan Mei-ling is teen star Connie Chan, an actress who, having spent her childhood working in Cantonese Opera, would go on to become the biggest star of 1960s Cantonese cinema. Though Chan's singing abilities don't get a showcase here (The Black Rose is the first film of hers I've seen in which she doesn't bust out with some Chinese language version of an American pop hit), her considerable athletic and martial arts abilities are shown off to fine effect. Chan, who often played male roles in her films, brings a scrappy, tomboy energy to the part which nicely embodies the thrill-seeking, mischievous side of the Black Rose persona. As such, she provides a complimentary contrast to the womanly sensuality of Nam Hung--and to the conflicted and longing side that becomes increasingly apparent in the character Nam Hung portrays.Rounding out the lead cast of The Black Rose is Patrick Tse, an actor whose prettiness threatens to eclipse that of even Nam Hung and Connie Chan (an attribute not lost on Chor Yuen, who seems to pause the action for a swooning take on Tse's delicate features whenever he shows up on screen). Tse plays Cheung Mun-fu, an insurance investigator who comes on the scene when a precious jewel belonging to one of Chan Mei-yu's wealthy party guests turns up missing. The jewel's owner has named The Black Rose as the culprit, but the truth is that he himself had secreted the jewel away with the intent of fraudulently claiming the insurance money. However, the Chan sisters, taking umbrage at this attempted frame-up, decided to make him good on his word and took the jewel outright. Cheung Mun-fu soon comes to suspect Chan Mei-yu of being The Black Rose, but this may in reality be just an excuse to stay close, as his obsessive nocturnal tailing of her soon takes on a distinctly erotic cast. The attraction is mutual, it turns out, and the tentative romantic dodge and feint between the two comes to be a central part of The Black Rose's second half. Here the tone of The Black Rose is most recognizably similar to that of many of Chor Yuen's wuxia films, its atmosphere permeated by an over-bleed of stunted romantic desire as its protagonists' deeper longings run up against their sense of an honor bound, solitary personal destiny. When Chan Mei-yu lures Tse into a chaste, isolated tryst within the gothic ruin of a deserted old house, its the type of moment--pregnant with a woozy, unfulfilled yearning--that the director has made a hallmark of his style. Mei-yu finally surrenders to her feelings, revealing her identity to the investigator, and it's a move which ends up putting him in mortal danger, and he is soon at the mercy of a gang of the Rose's enemies. This leads to a climax that features the helpless Tse in the type of kinky bondage tableau Western-made films of the time usually reserved for their heroines--as, meanwhile, the two fearless female heroes race to effect his rescue. The impact that The Black Rose had on Hong Kong cinema can be traced through the numerous knock-offs, re-imaginings and homages to the film that have sprung up in its wake over the intervening years. In addition to The Spy With My Face, a direct sequel which Chor Yuen shot with the same cast the following year, the film's success inspired the Shaw Brothers studio to produce a virtual remake--though in period drag--in the form of 1968's The Black Butterfly (which was itself remade by Pearl Chang Ling as Dark Lady of Kung Fu). The 1990s saw the release of a series of successful features spoofing the film, which in turn inspired the 2004 Twins vehicle Protege de la Rose Noire. Strangely, however, while most of the aforementioned titles are readily available on DVD or VCD, The Black Rose itself--along with its sequel--remains M.I.A. It may just be that there is little interest in Hong Kong films of this vintage among today's film consumers, but the availability of a number of Connie Chan's other 1960s films on disc would suggest otherwise. Hopefully the growing interest in Chor Yuen's work in the West, stoked by Celestial's release on DVD of his Shaw Brothers work, will ultimately lead to it getting the reverential, extra-laden DVD treatment it so deserves. For it to be otherwise would be a true shame, because the film is a true classic of Asian genre cinema--a tightly crafted package of wit, charm, excitement and romance wrapped in a swath of sophisticated sixties style and delivered with the distinctive touch of a true master. Labels: Director: Chor Yuen, Star: Connie Chan posted by Todd at 7:59 AM | 0 Comments | Links to this post Saturday, March 8, 2008The Thomas Crown Affair (1968) Directed by Norman JewisonSteve McQueen, Faye Dunaway, Paul Burke, Jack Weston, Gordon Pinsent, Biff McGuire, Addison Powell, Astrid Heeren, Yaphett Kotto Music by Michel Legrand Steve McQueen is one of the kings of sixties cool, but despite his successes in films like The Magnificent Seven, The Great Escape and The Cincinnati Kid, many people weren’t sure how he’d go dropped into a business suit. They needn’t have worried – it didn’t matter if McQueen wore a cowboy hat, jeans and a leather jacket, or a three piece tailored suit, he was still the epitome of ‘cool’. The Thomas Crown Affair is one of the most famous sixties caper films, although ‘the heist’ isn’t the most important part of the film. It is a character study. Thomas Crown (Steve McQueen) is a bored rich playboy, who plans the perfect robbery just to convey his frustration at the ‘system’. It’s never about the money, as he is already loaded. Vicki Anderson (Faye Dunaway) is the insurance investigator assigned to crack the case that the police are having no luck with. But she has an advantage that the police don’t – she is willing to almost ‘sell’ her feminine assets to get to her man. Apart from being a caper film, and a character piece, The Thomas Crown Affair is also a lesson in style. It famously makes use of split screens and often blurs the images in certain panels to draw your eye to a certain section on the screen. Some images are repeated for emphasis, and in other instances, multiple story threads are being played out at once. Adding to the visual trickery is the music score by Michel Legrand. The score is very good, including the Oscar winning song, The Windmills Of Your Mind. The music is freewheeling swinging sixties jazz. It doesn’t always reflect what’s happening storywise, but it certainly captures the mood and the style of the film. The film opens with Erwin Weaver (Jack Weston) walking up a hallway in a swank hotel in Boston. He knocks on a door – no answer. So he walks into the darkened room. Before he has time to react (like flicking on a light switch), he is suddenly blinded by two spotlights. Behind the lights, in silhouette, a man offers him a job as a driver. Weaver agrees, and is thrown an envelope full of cash to buy a car.The film then employs the split screen effect, and we witness five men, from five different parts of the country travelling to Boston. Next we meet Thomas Crown. He is a successful business man with loads of cash. As he sits in his expansive office, he starts to receive phone calls from the five men who have arrived in town. Crown gives the word, and then the men go to work. Their work is a down to the minute, perfectly planned robbery at a Boston Bank. The five men grab the bags of filthy lucre and place it in the back of the car, which Erwin Weaver is driving. Then the five men go back to where they came from. They will receive their cuts of the take later, in instalments. Weaver drives off with the money and travels to a cemetery. He takes the money bags out of the car and places them in a rubbish bin. Then he drives off. Crown then arrives at the cemetery in his Rolls Royce and collects the loot. Despite their being thirty two witnesses to the crime, the police have no leads as to who pulled the robbery. The insurance company has to pay out for the $2,660,000 that was stolen. The head of the insurance company, Jamie McDonald (Gordon Pinsent) is not happy about the pay out, and calls in his own insurance investigator to look into the robbery. The investigator is Vicki Anderson. She always gets her man, but she has some very unusual methods in doing so. It’s fair to say that The Thoms Crown Affair is a classic. But it is a flawed movie. Some of the scenes don’t quite ring true, but they are also the pieces that give this film it’s flavour. It is about ‘style’. It’s about getting your ‘kicks’. It’s about ‘beating the system’. While not being a ‘flower power’ film, it certainly encompasses some of the themes that we have come to identify with that era, and as such is an interesting time capsule. ![]() Labels: Classic Caper, Crime, Stars: Steve McQueen posted by David at 11:49 AM | 0 Comments | Links to this post Thursday, March 6, 2008Ring Around The World (1966) Directed by Georges Combret, Luigi ScattiniRichard Harrison, Hélène Chanel, Giacomo Rossi-Stuart, Dominique Boschero, Bernard Blier Music by Piero Umiliani Songs, ‘I Told Her’ and ‘Mary Lou’ performed by The Bumpers. Ring Around The World is a very good Eurospy production. If you can find a good print, it is well worth checking out. The story goes like this: An unnamed Killer (Jack Stuart / Giacomo Rossi-Stuart) takes the components of a snipers pistol from a case and assembles it. Into the chamber he inserts an ice bullet. As the credits roll, he goes on a global killing spree. First he guns down a man seated in an outdoor café in Italy. Next he shoots a man on a beach in Rio. Then he moves to a temple in Thailand where his target is on holiday. After all this carnage, we meet out hero. His name is Fred Lester (Richard Harrison), and he is an investigator for an insurance company. He has been called to London by colleague John Wild. Wild has been investigating the deaths of the three men in the title sequence. It seems that each of the three men had substantial insurance policies, and have listed financial institutions as their beneficiaries, rather than their families. And they all died rather suspiciously from heart attacks. As Lester enters the insurance company’s headquarters, there is an ear piercing scream, and a man falls to his death in the elevator shaft. No prizes for guessing that this is John Wild. Next, Lester is called into a meeting with the heads of the insurance firm. The men seated around the table are Mr. Sanders, Viscount Berry, Sir Joseph Ashley, and Sir Anthony Queen. They assign Lester to continue the Wild’s work. Lester starts his investigation at Wild’s apartment at South Eaton Place. On the desk he sees a flyer for the Le Macabre Nightclub. As he examines it, the phone rings. Lester answers it, pretending to be Wild. On the other end of the line is an elderly gent called MacMurray. He says, ‘They’ve got Yo-Yo. They’re looking for me. I can’t stay here. I’ll give back all the money, you’re right, they don’t want it. They want to kill me.’ Once MacMurray realises it isn’t Wild on the phone, he panics and hangs up. Lester returns to headquarters and digs up MacMurray’s insurance policy. Sure enough, it is for one hundred thousand pounds. Lester gleans the address and makes his way there, only to find that MacMurray doesn’t live there anymore. It appears that MacMurray is a bit of a rapscallion. He has abandoned his wife, who he only married for money in the first place, and has now run off with a nightclub singer called Yo-Yo. Lester puts two and two together and works out that Yo-Yo must perform at Le Macabre, so he makes that his next port of call. Le Macabre is a swingin’ sixties go-go pad, and Lester’s job is made incredibly easy when Yo-Yo (Dominique Boschero) approaches him on entry. She wants to dance. He wants information. They go to her room backstage. After a bit of gentle intimidation, Yo-Yo gives Lester MacMurray’s address at Embankment Gardens. Lester is on the move again, but this time he is being tailed by the Killer. As Lester steps into the elevator at MacMurray’s apartment, the Killer steps in also. Lester is a pretty smart cookie and knows he has been followed. “We’re looking for the same person,” he says. At MacMurray’s apartment, both men are ushered in by a servant. But all is not as it seems as the servant is working with the Killer. He bids the men to sit down and wait, and offers to make them a cup of tea. Naturally, Lester’s has poison in it. Lester chooses not to partake in the tea ritual and pulls a gun, but as the Killer distract Lester, the servant sneaks up on Lester from behind. Lester is clubbed unconscious. Lester remains unconscious as the Killer and his henchman drive out of town until they come to a railway crossing. The plan is to leave Lester in the car, in the middle of the tracks and, well you can guess the rest... As the train approaches, Lester awakens and with a well placed kung-fu chop knocks out the henchman. Then he leaps from the car as the train collides with it. The Killer is nowhere to be seen. Upset by his experience, Lester returns to Le Macabre to find Yo-Yo. Not surprisingly, she has packed up her things and scarpered. But after a bit of biffo with two burley bouncers, he discovers her address and heads around to her apartment. She isn’t home, so he waits in the dark for her to arrive. Upon arrival, Lester asks her once again about MacMurray’s whereabouts, but this time at gunpoint. He isn’t too happy. He is told that MacMurray has fled to Rio, and staying with a man called Hernandez, who has a store in the Old Bazaar section. Lester lands in Rio and makes his way around to Hernandez’s store. Hernandez says that another man (The Killer) has already been to see him regarding MacMurray’s location. Lester thinks he is too late. MacMurray is hiding out in the Hotel Americano, in the village of Gabia. The village is one hundred miles from Rio and only accessible by airplane. Luckily, Hernandez knows a pilot with a small plane who can get him there quickly. So Lester is off once again. It is dizzying keeping up with him. At the back of the shop MacMurray is held at gunpoint by The Killer. And the man Lester thought was Hernandez is really another of The Killer’s minions, and at the airfield another plot is being put in place to eliminate Lester. A bomb is fixed to the engine of the plane, with a timer set to go off at two o’clock. Lester arrives at the airfield, boards the plane. Once they are in the air, he finds it strange that the pilot is already wearing a crash helmet and a parachute. The pilot explains that it is ‘company policy’. As two o’clock approaches, the pilot tries to leap from the plane, but as he jumps, Lester latches onto him and free-falls with him. Once the parachute has been deployed, Lester strangles the pilot mid air, and then glides down safely. On the ground, Lester continues on to the Hotel Americano in Gabia, but it is deserted. The caretaker explains that it went out of business a year ago. Lester’s next move is to phone Hernandez. This time he gets the real one, who says that MacMurray was at the Hotel Americano in Brasilia. You guessed it. Lester’s on the move once more. In Brasilia, the local police explain that MacMurray is dead. They found him in the hotel swimming pool, cramped up. They say it must have been an accident, but Lester knows better. That’s the end of the race to save MacMurray, but back in England there’s another policy holder who has gone missing. His name is Brightford and his daughter Mary (Sherrill Morgan) is worried about him. Lester is assigned to find Brightford, and naturally Mary tags along. I’ll leave the synopsis there, but let me asure you, there’s plenty more to come, and it is well worth your time. With a title like Ring Around The World, you’d expect the film to feature some impressive locations. And the film doesn’t let us down. The first of note is the city of Brasilia. For those interested, the city was designed by Brazilian architect and urban planner, Lucio Costa. Major buildings were designed by Oscar Niemeyer and landscape designer Roberto Burle Marx planned the layout. The movie features the uniquely shaped buildings, art and sculpture and wide streets as a backdrop, particularly during a car chase sequence. For those who’d like to see a bit more of the city will strangely have to go to Rio (746 miles away). Or more precisely watch That Man from Rio (L’Homme de Rio) with Jean Paul Belmondo or The Girl From Rio (The Seven Secrets Of Sumuru) with Shirley Eaton. The other noteworthy location is used in the denouement. The final shootout takes place in the Tiger Balm Gardens, also known as Aw Boon Haw Gardens, a popular tourist attraction in Hong Kong. The gardens were created by Aw Boon Haw, who made his fortune from the sale of Tiger Balm. It’s a great setting and visually gives the movie and organic yet slightly surreal feeling. A quick word about the soundtrack by Piero Umiliani. It is an absolute knockout. It is pounding, it’s jazzy, it’s swinging sixties. It’s almost worth watching the film for the soundtrack alone. This review is based on the Retromedia Entertainment Inc DVD. This is part of a Richard Harrison double feature which also includes the movie Terminal Force
posted by David at 10:55 PM | 0 Comments | Links to this post Wednesday, March 5, 2008The Champions
Late last year, spurred on by a marathon viewing session of The Avengers, I became obsessed with learning more about the many other British spy and adventure series from around the same time. Some of them have been released on DVD in the US, making the exploration rather easy going. But many others were available only in the UK or Australia, and given the soaring power of the American dollar against the British pound, buying DVD box sets from England was a a mission of significant financial difficulty. Luckily, England gets into a real post-Christmas high, resulting in places like Amazon UK having sales during which you can buy British goods for 70-80% off their list price -- making them affordable even to us suckers still trading in American greenbacks.
![]() So I bought up a whole bunch of great stuff, including The Baron, Honey West, the Man from UNCLE movie set, Man in a Suitcase, and a show called The Champions. Aside from UNCLE, and aside from having seen a photo of Anne Francis in her slinky Honey West catsuit, I knew very little about any of the series, but most of them came from the same minds and production team that gave me stuff I already knew I liked, so I was game to gamble a few pounds. Most of these series were produced in the wake of The Avengers, by a studio called ITC. At the time, there was a political mandate that British television programming should be educational and important, resulting in a parade of dreary, black and white dramas that I'm sure were full of political and artistic merit but hardly made for a compelling reason not to go see the latest James Bond film. After The Avengers bucked the trend, ITC decided to follow suit and produce a string of big budget adventure series, filmed in color to make them more appealing both to viewers and (more importantly, perhaps) to American TV channels, and boasting superb production values in order to compete more evenly with movies. Most of the shows also starred an American so as to increase their chances of distribution in the US. To put it succinctly, it was a good time to be watching British television. Among these shows, Patrick McGoohan's The Prisoner stood out from the pack as the most ambitious -- and certainly the most bizarre, even when measured against the quirkiness on display in The Avengers. Both of these shows blended familiar espionage adventure tropes with science fiction, and in the case of The Prisoner, with rather bold social and political messages. Apparently inspired by the innovation of The Prisoner, prolific adventure series creator Monty Berman decided he wanted to do a spy series with science fiction and fantastic overtones. The result was The Champions. While returning from a mission in China, three spies (Stuart Damon as Craig Stirling, Alexandra Bastedo as Sharron Macready, and William Gaunt as Richard Barrett) are shot down over the Himilayas, where they are rescued from certain death by a mysterious monk who happens to be a member of a lost race dwelling high in the mountains and possessed of incredible superhuman powers. In healing the three agents, the monks also imbue them with super powers, including increased resilience, strength, jumping ability, and ESP. Armed with their new powers -- but also struggling to figure out how to use them -- the trio returns to Europe and undertake a series of adventures that would, obviously, become the television show. It's a pretty good premise, and although these fantastic elements set the show apart from other spy series of the time (at least until the Brits started pairing up cops with the ghosts of their murdered partner), they don't push it entirely into the realm of the fantastic. For the most part, it's a straight-forward espionage thriller series, albeit one where we occasionally zoom in on someone's eyes while they make "ESP face" or jump over a big rock. It's not nearly as political or intellectually challenging as the series that inspired it, but that doesn't mean it isn't a rollicking good time. The exploits of our three heroes take them all over the globe -- realized through the usual mix of location footage and sound studios -- including Tibet, China, across Europe in pursuit of Peter Wyngarde (himself a major star of these types of series -- but we shall come to Jason King in due time), and even to the Antarctic. Plenty of action, plenty of suspense -- an all-around great show that keeps a frothy, breezy pace. posted by Armando at 10:34 AM | 5 Comments | Links to this post Monday, March 3, 2008The Burglars (1971) Directed by Henri VernuilJean-Paul Belmondo, Omar Sharif, Dyan Cannon, Robert Hossein, Renato Salvatori, Nicole Calfan Music by Ennio Morricone – conducted by Bruno Nicolai Based on the novel by David Goodis The DVD is available from Xploited Cinema This Euro-heist caper, set in Greece and directed by Henri Verneuil, is a bit different to most. Rather than building up to the perfect robbery, the film starts with the heist, then spends the rest of it’s running time, seeing if the criminals can get away with the loot. Three men and a woman; Azad (Belmondo), Ralph (Robert Hossein), Renzi (Renato Salvatori) and Helene (Nicole Calfan), drive up to a stately home in an un-named Greek city. Ralph and Renzi get out of the car and put stockings over their heads. They go to the front door of the caretakers quarters and ring the doorbell. When the caretaker answers, he is knocked to the ground then tied and gagged. They then signal for Azad to go to the main house. He does and makes quick work of the front door. Inside there are priceless works of art adorning the rooms. Azad ignores them and heads straight to the safe. He puts on his gloves and goes to work. Joined by Ralph (Renzi and Helene keep watch out side), a x-ray machine is used to work out the model number on the inside workings of the safe’s door. Azad looks up the details in a safe guide book (must be very handy for all safe crackers). He finds another series of numbers. At this point, Azad, opens a suitcase he has been toting along with him. Inside is like a little computer. He enters these numbers and he is directed to a key shape. He then selects the base key from a series he has pre-prepared. Then this computer, sort of becomes a key-cutting device, and shapes this key into one which will fit this particular make and model of safe. It’s all rather hi-tech and hard to put in words, but it is impressive. So now Azad has a key, but he still doesn’t have the combination to the four tumblers on the door. Meanwhile, driving by is police detective Abel Zacharia (Omar Sharif). He notices Azad’s car parked out the front, and stops to investigate. As he snoops around, the bound and gagged caretaker tries to make as much noise as possible. Rocking his chair, he crashes into a fish bowl that smashes loudly on the floor. By now Zacharia’s suspicions are heightened. But before he can move in to the house, Azad scoots around the back to his car. Zacharia notices and comes across to question him, forgetting about the noise inside. Azad gives Zacharia a cock ’n’ bull story about his car breaking down. Zacharia trusts him for now, and goes about his business. Azad returns to the safe, and using a listening device attached to his computer / cutter / suitcase, he cracks the tumblers and the safe. Inside there is a large amount of money and bonds, but Azad only takes one million dollars worth of emeralds. The heist is beautifully staged in its intricacy and precision. Azad and crew have made their score, now they have to get out of town. But this has been pre-arranged. They have made a deal with the captain of the ship, the Arax, to take them (and the emeralds) from the country, no questions asked. Unfortunately the ship has suffered hull damage as it came into port. It will be another five days before it leaves. Azad and crew decide to wait it out and head their separate ways in the meantime. After Azad has dropped Helene off at the train station he notices he is being followed by somebody in a beaten up, dirty little car. In traffic, Azad tries to lose the unseen, gloved driver, but this driver is well up to the task and doggedly stays on Azad’s tail as the cars race around the streets, down steps, through tunnels, and basically on any surface a car can travel. It’s a great sequence. As you’ve no doubt guessed, Zacharia isn’t quite as he seems. Actually he is, but he’s a little bit more too. He is a cop, but one who is looking to raise his lifestyle and willing to blackmail a few people on the way. Sharif appears to be having a great time, especially when eating, drinking and shooting. Dyan Cannon’s role is little more than a cameo. She plays a glamorous photographic model that Azad picks up in a bar. Sure, there’s a twist, but there’s no real attempt by the film-makers to conceal it, so you won’t be guessing long. This film has a series of amazing scenes that on their own are quite okay, but as a cohesive film they don’t link too well. The heist at the beginning is well staged, and carried out virtually without dialogue, but after Jules Dassin’s Riffifi, I guess all good heists have to be carried out that way. This is followed up by the fantastic car chase that I mentioned earlier in the review. When you review a car chase, it inevitably gets compared to the ones in Bullitt or the French Connection. Unlike many others, this is actually worthy of the comparison. It won’t surprise many people that it was put together by French driving legend, Rémy Julienne. Later in the film, there’s an interesting musical interlude at a strip club; some drunken target practice in a toy factory; and finally Belmondo shows us an interesting new technique for catching buses. All these sequences are good. But the film as a whole just doesn’t add up to quality of its disparate parts. The Burglars isn’t a bad film, but it has dated. In the early seventies, the story may not have mattered so much. It was about style, and this film has early seventies jet-setting style to burn. But now with the world virtually at out fingertips, style isn’t so important. We want a story and characters that are engaging, and this film just falls short of the mark. ![]() Labels: Classic Caper, Crime, Stars: Jean-Paul Belmondo posted by David at 9:06 PM | 0 Comments | Links to this post Interpol 009 (1967) Interpol 009 has everything you'd want in a 1960s spy movie--except for a memorable villain, a spectacular crime, and audacious action set pieces. On balance that leaves you with attractive stars, lots of nicely photographed scenes shot in glamorous locations, some nice cars, and a lot of fun gadgets. Fortunately, thanks to its amiable tone and sure-handed technical delivery, that's enough to make Interpol 009, if far from a dazzling entertainment, at least a pleasant way to wile away an hour or so with a cocktail (or two).One of the exactly four hundred billion James Bond knock-offs made throughout the world in 1967, Interpol 009 is one of a handful of examples churned out by Hong Kong's Shaw Brothers studio. It was directed by Ko Nakahira (aka Yeung Shu Hie) who, like Asia-Pol director Akinori Matsuo (aka Mai Chi Ho), was one of a number of Japanese directors who survived lean times in the Japanese film industry by doing work in Hong Kong during that decade. Much like Asia-Pol, the film has a more opened-up, heavily location shot look than the typical, more set-bound Shaw spy effort of its time--thanks largely to the work of Japanese cinematographer Tadashi Nishimoto, who also lensed the series of sumptuously colorful Shaw musicals--Hong Kong Rhapsody, Hong Kong Nocturne, etc.--directed by his fellow countryman Umetsugu Inoue. The typical--usually Lo Wei-helmed--Shaw spy films, however, tended to make up for their being a bit rough-edged by providing a modicum of cheesy kiddie matinee thrills--such as hooded villains with armies of outlandishly costumed minions and wild space-age subterranean lairs. Both Interpol 009 and Asia-Pol, on the other hand, seem content to get by on their slick delivery and stylish tone, without going out of their way to deliver much in the way of spectacle. This is especially true of Interpol 009, because, while Asia-Pol did try to add a little grit to its tale of international crime-busting, Interpol 009 seems largely intended to be just a good natured exercise in cool for the sake of cool. Interpol 009's action kicks off with the murder of an Interpol agent in the Philippines. Because the agent was a Chinese national, Interpol's London office decides to send their best and most Chinese agent, Chen Tianhong--aka agent 009--to investigate (after a painfully clumsy scene of the actors speaking in phonetic English--during which Chen Tianhong seems to refer to a neighboring building as "delusional"). Once in Manila, Chen finds that the dead agent had uncovered evidence of an international counterfeiting ring smuggling phony US dollars from Hong Kong to Manila hidden in renovated cars. In terms of scale, this is not the most Bondian of schemes, but Hong Kong espionage films of the period tended to shy away from politics, preferring instead to focus on crimes that were less ideologically driven, such as counterfeiting or smuggling--or, in this case, both. I should mention at this point that Agent 009 is played by Tang Ching, who, to my mind, is the best of all of Shaw's Bond proxies. With his weathered good looks he is far less bland than The Golden Buddha's Paul Chang, and infinitely more manly than Asia-Pol's adolescent-looking Jimmy Wang Yu. He is also the most adept at projecting the air |