Directed by Doris Wishman
Chesty Morgan, Frank Silvano, Saul Meth, Jill Harris, Luois Burdi
Music by Cine Tops

Poor quality smut! Double Agent 73 is Chesty Morgan, whose ridiculously large 73 inch breasts are the star of this low-budget exploitation film. In you’re into films that are so bad that they are good, then this may appeal, but I doubt it.
I’ll attempt to detail the plot, but it basically non-existent and simply an excuse to hang a few titty-jokes on. I use the word ‘jokes’ loosely as there are few laugh out loud moments.

Firstly, Chesty Morgan is Jane Tennay Her mission is to track down ‘Toplar’ a dirty heroin smuggler. To aid her in her mission she has a camera implanted in her left breast and she has to photograph evidence and everyone she kills along the way.

To complete her mission she repetitively enters the rooms of individual suspects. Next, she disrobes to photograph evidence. Then the suspects burst into their room, finding Chesty going through their belongings. Chesty then has to defend herself by throwing around her enormous mammaries. Sounds fun. It isn’t.

If this sounds like your cup-of-tea, let me assure you. you’d be far better off watching a Russ Meyer movie, or if you want to stick with the spy genre, maybe look at Zeta One.

Curious note: The titles state that this movie was made in 1980. But in fact it was made in 1976. Another Doris Wishman film, also featuring Chesty Morgan, Deadly Weapons, also claims to be made in 1980.