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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Black Samurai: The Golden Kill

The second book in the Black Samurai series pits Robert Sand again a maniacal billionaire who wants to pit Russia and China against each other, all in the name of good business. Ahh yes, the maniacal billionaire. Is there any character so overused in the world of action-adventure? I know there are plnety of dastardly rich guys who built their empires on the backs of exploited workers, but I wonder how many of them also have private armies, fortified castles, and plans to play super-powers against one another for their own amusement. I often get a hearty chuckle out of imagining Sam Walton, Dave Thomas, or even Bill Gates standing in a vast underground compound, cluthing at the sky, and screaming, "Now the time has come to put my master plan in motion!" as dozens of jumpsuit-wearing private security guards cheer and wave their machine guns in the air.

Well, I guess there's a reason I don't like movies about actual rich guy conquest, and that's because it's pretty boring stuff. I mean, if the black samurai busted in on Bill Gates and, instead of finding him torturing a young virgin while clad in a black cloak and big-ass purple hat with a peacock feather in it, found him sitting in a board meeting trying to figure out how to get Windows Me onto ten thousand more desktop PCs by the end of fiscal year 2000, it wouldn't make for a very interesting read unless you are one of those stock market types. I guess it could get interesting if one of those oval display screens suddenly showed Steve Jobs laughing and going, "So, we meet again. Now you shall witness the full power of my genesis device!" Of course, being a product of Steve Jobs engineering, it would probably crash and freeze up before destroying Moscow.

So given the alternative, I'm willing to play along with the megalomaniac billionaire with a vast global empire and a right hand man named Talon who commands an army of killer falcons. It's not quite as scary as Ted Turner sicking Jane Fonda on someone, but a human can only stand so much.

The billionaire in question here has hatched a dastardly scheme to cause a war between China and Russia. Seems that the two communist adversaries are about to hammer out the details of a plan that will facilitate the sharing of a vast deposit of Chinese gold and thus bring the two nations closer together. The billionaire figures if he can get them to hate each other, he has a good chance of getting the mining contract for himself, which will help him heal his ailing empire and buy some more castles and other crazy rich guy stuff. So he starts ordering the assassination of important Chinese officials, making it look like the Russians are behind it all.

Of course, he didn't plan on the Black Samurai taking an interest in his affairs.

But of course it wouldn't really be a Black Samurai story if the Black Samurai didn't get involved. At the bequest of his chief employer, ex President Clarke, Sand sets off to find out who is really behind the murders and to kill everyone responsible. There's a pretty cool exchange as Sand takes the job, where Clarke says he is glad to have Sand working for him. Sand cooly replies, "I don't work for you. I work with you."

What follows is more action-packed kungfu and spy action. As witht he last time, the books are relatively low on sex, very high on action and violence. Sand punches, kicks, and slices his way from New York to England as he tracks downt he ruthless businessman and his chief of security, Talon. The Black Samurai also discovers they are hatching a plot to drop chemical weapons on an entire Chinese village if the assassination plots don't prove enough to break down relations between Russia and China. Nothing is ever simple when you are a Black Samurai.

Sand finds an unexpected ally in the billionaire's abused and terrified wife, and together they build toward a climactic showdown inside a castle full of armed henchmen, Talon, and his assorted birds and dogs. All in all, it's a pretty cool story, though I like the first book a little better than this one. Tons of action, tragedy, and even more action made for a swifta nd enjoyable read. The bad guys are nearly as fleshed out this time around as they were in the previous book, and they seem more cartoonish and one-dimensional. That's a small fault in the greater scheme of things, especially snce you know one way or the other they're getting a katana in the belly.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Black Samurai

Let's pretend, at least for the duration of this review, that there never was a Black Samurai, movie, despite the fact that if anyone was born to play the role in a cinematic adaptation of this 1970s pulp novel, it was Jim Kelly. And hell, for that matter, no book seems better suited for transformation into an action film than this non-stop thrill ride full of martial arts, explosions, violence, and all-around action. As I read this book on the train ride to and from work every day, only one thing kept popping into my mind as pertains to the movie: what the hell went wrong?

Black Samurai was the first book in what would become a pulp series throughout the mid-1970s, telling the story of Robert Sand, an American GI on leave in Japan during the Vietnam War. While trying to help an elderly black man who is being harassed by a couple of racist American soldiers, Sand is shot in the belly and left for dead, maintaining consciousness only long enough to see the frail, ancient Japanese man suddenly burst into a blur of action and decimate the attackers.

After Sand recovers, he becomes a disciple of the old man, who is soon revealed to be one of the greatest martial arts and samurai trainers left in the world. Sand endures the grueling training to become a samurai, and soon wins the respect and admiration of his Japanese peers, even becoming the best of all the students.

Sand's life is shattered one night when a gang of mercenaries invades the samurai training compound, slaughtering Sand's samurai brothers and murdering his master, but not, of course, before the samurai do a healthy dose of damage to the invading forces. Sand manages to escape, and soon learns the identity of the mercenaries. They are a cutthroat band of terrorists and war criminals lead by a bloodthirsty ex-general named Tolstoy, the man responsible for, among other war atrocities, the Mei Lei massacre in which American soldiers raped and murdered an entire town of innocent Vietnamese, then burned the place to the ground.

Tolstoy wants revenge against the men who punished him for his proactive, initiative-taking go-getting, and he has assembled a force of like-minded individuals who all have a grudge against America. They attacked the samurai compound because the old master's granddaughter happens to married to the prince of Vietnam.

Sand is contacted by a former US president who does not exist but sounds a whole hell of a lot like LBJ, unless there were other tall, loud-mouth, wealthy, brash Texans in power during the time. They call him Clarke here. I think I've seen a lot of movies and read a lot of books where the fictional President of the United States is named Clarke. I don't know what it is about that name, but when we finally do elect a President Clarke, we're in for one hell of a ride.

I think one of the big problems with American politics these days is that we don't have enough hell-raisers in office. I mean, where are the Teddy Roosevelts? Where are the Presidents who pound booze, smoke, and curse? Where are the leaders who shake their fist and punch things? Where are the Presidents who are alive? For as long as I can remember, we've had a parade of zombie-like figureheads with not an ounce of emotion or jigger of interest about them. Thirty years of Millard Fillmore. It's time for a vibrant President who don't take no shit from no one, who calls people "sumbitch" and isn't afraid to show a little honest-to-God emotion.

Anyway, I can't wait until we finally get a Clarke in office. The particular Clarke of this story hires Sand to stop Tolstoy and protect the Presidential daughter, who Clarke figures is the next kidnap victim. Sand accepts not so much so he can help Clarke, but more so he can take revenge for the murder of his brothers and rescue his master's granddaughter, with whom, in yet another plot complication, Sand is hopelessly in love.

Damn, can Sand possibly have any more shit to deal with? How about the fact that Tolstoy's entire plan is to recreate his biggest hit, the Mei Lei massacre, only by slaughtering an entire town's population in America? And Sand has only a week to stop him.

The violence and action is pretty much nonstop in this book, and fans of '70s pulps will note that unlike many of its contemporaries such as the Nick Carter series or the Destroyer books, this has almost no sex at all, and what little there is is not detailed at all. In the Killmaster books, of course, sex was plentiful and described in fairly explicit detail. Not so here, where the focus is entirely on violence and action. To be honest, that's just fine with me. 167 pages of non-stop ass-kicking is a real treat.

But what sets Black Samurai apart from and above its pulp peers is not just the insane amount of bloody action it contains, but it's attention to actual decent writing and character development. The two main good guys of Sand and President Clarke are both nicely fleshed out and believable. Sand is not some emotionless killing machine who cannot be stopped. We get to see him angry, frightened, tired, out of breath, and determined. His feats are superhuman, but not so superhuman as to seem ludicrous, and the situations he gets into depend far less on the stupid luck and coincidence that helped out guys like James Bond, Remo Williams, and Nick Carter time and time again.

Likewise, Clarke is a slightly larger than life character who the author makes sure to bring down to a very real, very human level often enough to make him vulnerable and interesting. He is a foul-mouthed Texas baron, but he also becomes a sick-to-his-stomach worried father when he realizes his baby is in danger and there's nothing he can do to protect her.

But the best part about Black Samurai's attention to characters is the supporting cast of villains. Most of the time, pulps present us with very one-dimensional, cartoonish villains who are evil through and through for no real reason other than the fact that they are evil. But Tolstoy's cast of killers are each given distinct personalities and motivations with which the reader can sympathize. James Winters, for example, is a rather likeable Irishman who is a wanted IRA terrorist. His desire to free his country from british rule by any means neccessary is understandable, even if one doesn't agree with his methods. And his reasons for despising America, aside from their support of England in the Irish/English debate, makes him even more sympathetic. While visiting American to buy weapons, Winters and his wife were cornered and attacked by corrupt cops who wanted to steal all his money and rape his wife. Instead, they succeeded only in brutalizing and murdering her.

Like Winters, each man is given understandable motivation that goes beyond the simple "because he's evil!" A black man who has been the victim of violent racism since the day he was born. An Arab terrorist who hates America because of its support of Israel. And Tolstoy himself, a crazy man who feels he was punished severely for simply doing his duty. His insane and misguided, not to mention terribly wrong, but at least he's given some degree of depth. There are also minor characters, mostly martial arts masters, who are also given decent if predictable characterization. Their main motivation is not to help Tolstoy, but rather to test their own skill against a fighter as accomplished as Sand.

It helps make the book a lot more interesting and even more believable despite all the wild action that takes us from Japan to Saigon to France to New York, since no self-respecting pulp espionage novel would ever be satisfied with a single domestic location. The story never slows down of becomes dull, and the body count and gore factor are both incredibly high, making for an all-around exciting, fast-paced read that I highly recommend.

And it all makes me wonder. With the action so plentiful, with it all laid out in a very cinematic style, how come the movie sucked so bad? I mean, Jim Kelly is the Black Samurai. Of that there can be no doubt. He looks and acts the part perfectly. But the movie was simply foul and boring. Of course, maybe if they'd actually made this story into the movie instead making one about a voodoo cult kidnapping some millionaire's daughter, they might have done better. But no, they had to go and make the lame-ass movie they did, completely missing out on all the wild action and excitement of this first Black Samurai story. Maybe someday, someone will do it again and get it right. It shouldn't be too difficult.

So far, of the many 1960s-1970s pulps into which I've delved, Black Samuraiis the best written, the most action-packed, and the most believable for its relative lack of scenes where the hero gets caught and escapes only through sheer luck. Those types of scenes are funny once, but after you've read Nick Carter getting captured for about the thousandth time, you start wondering if maybe he just plain sucks at his job. Sand, on the other hand, doesn't always succeed, but he never relies on coincidence or out-of-the-blue luck. He usually relies on fists, brains, and his trust katana, though not always in that order. There are several more books in the Black Samurai series, all of them written by Marc Olden, so I look forward to digesting them all. If they're as good as the first one was, then I'm in for many an enjoyable commute.

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